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THE EVERGLADES – Elusive cryptid Manigator has found himself in trouble yet again.  The half-man half-alligator mutant is listed on DontDateHimGirl.com

DontDateHimGirl.com is a website where women can anonymously post the name, photograph and a brief profile of men they have dated.  Manigator, currently wanted in four states, has a record 86 comments on his profile.  Some of these are as follows:

“This guy is an ****, and not the old world southern gentleman he claims to be. He got banned from entering Alabama on our first date. No matter what he says, he is not with Military Intelligence.”

“This man will tell you lies.  For my birthday he bought me $50 in lotto tickets, with my own credit card.  When I confronted him about it, he tried to play for sympathy saying his life has been so hard; that he never knew his father and his mother left him because he’s different.  He was crying, it was so pathetic I gave him a hug.  Then he started unhooking my bra!  Little Creep!”

“He does Not know Ben Affleck!  He got drunk and passed out in Ben Affleck’s pool.  Ben Affleck got a restraining order when Animal Control said it was outside of their jurisdiction.  If he says he knows Ben Affleck, it is a LIE!  I got maced by Jennifer Garner!”

“I Bet He’s Gay!  It’s basic Psychology People!  Don’t be Fooled!”  However this woman had left that exact same comment on over 3000 other profiles.

There was only one rebuttal defending Manigator, from an anonymous poster in Alaska.  “He doesn’t know how to feed and clean himself properly, but he always made me feel pretty when nobody else would.”

This is not the first time the public has been warned about Manigator’s felonious past.  Similar sites, like CryptiDate, MutantMatch and ValidateMyVictimhood have warned women about dating Manigator.  GitOffMyLawn, PeskyCritters, and AffleckNews have chronicled more of his drunken exploits.  In the mid-nineties, he had an entire episode of America’s Most Wanted dedicated to his federal offenses.

When reporters tried to reach Manigator for comment, his trailer was empty and apparently had been vandalized by a mob of bitter exes.

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8 Responses to “DONTDATEHIMGIRL.COM”

  1. cate says:

    dont date Travion Bramlett. He says he is from Flint MI but lives with his mommy in Auburn Hills MI. He is a liar, thief and cheat. Not only does he have 5 kids under 4 but he swears he hates their mother. He makes promises then never keeps them. He hasnt had a job in 5 years. He steals everything of value that you have. He will even steal your laundry money and takes money out of your purse. He says the electronics you buy are broken but he takes them to sell.

    • Keri Weglarz says:

      My sister is dating him right now, can you give my sister a call and tell her about him, we think the same thing but she wont listen, 810-533-1230

    • stan says:

      would like to hear the truth about him a concerned parent

    • cate1554 says:

      I cant call. But I just want to say he will promise you what them both after a short time and expected me to support him while he got his act together. He has been in jail for drugs and unpaid child support. He also has another daughter by another woman. So he is 25 with 5 kids and cant support them, but he states he loves them. I think he loves the idea of having the kids but is unable to support them. He is just a little selfish boy who wont grow up. He thinks he will be a rapper/hiphop singing star. He is a player and good at using women for what he wants. He doesnt know how to be faithful pr even think of the needs of others.

    • cate1554 says:

      he is a liar and a cheat. He has 5 kids and they are all 4 and under. He has 4 kids with jessica bell who he swears he hates and thinks shes retarded, but he stll goes back to her and has more kids. He will still anything he can sell, jewelry, electronics he even stole my car keys and address book. He borrows things and never brings them back.. He still lives with his mother. He swears he will be a rapper/hiphop star, but he never gives you any concrete prooof that he is doing that. He will be there for a while and then dissapear, only coming back when he needs more money. His a cumpulsive liar and cheat. Unfortunately he can be very charming. He once told me his mother died and shes alive. He also told him his aunt who was a surgeon was murdered a couple years ago and the murderer ended up dead. He is eratic and sneaky. He stole things that I will never be able to replace. Things my grand parents gave me. He stole my movie collection that has taken years to collect. He also an avid porn addict, goes to strip clubs all the time. know I sound bittter but I am actually not. I do regret the things he took from me…. but I am not letting it get to me to much.

    • cate1554 says:

      regret the things he took from me…. but I am not letting it get to me to much. I just hope your daughter learns something from this. I just want to save someone the grief and pain if being used by a selfish, spoiled child.

  2. jewelz says:

    im dating him now….. he seems like a really nice guy! told me about all his kids and that he lives with his mom. has not lied 2 me… ppl change! He hasnt took anything or asked for anything from me!

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