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		<title>By: Felicia</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/7727/ashes-the-hairless-chimp/comment-page-1/#comment-2743361</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Felicia]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Griffith is right! Someone should teach him how to put on clothes since he almost looks like a human. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Griffith is right! Someone should teach him how to put on clothes since he almost looks like a human.</p>
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		<title>By: Uganda Tours and Travel</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Uganda Tours and Travel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for any other informative web site. The place else may just I get that kind of information written in such a perfect means? I have a mission that I am simply now operating on, and I&#039;ve been on the look out for such info.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for any other informative web site. The place else may just I get that kind of information written in such a perfect means? I have a mission that I am simply now operating on, and I&#8217;ve been on the look out for such info.</p>
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		<title>By: Mr. Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr. Anonymous]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 19:52:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humans and monkeys are related but that doesn&#039;t mean you are a monkey boy. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Humans and monkeys are related but that doesn&#039;t mean you are a monkey boy.</p>
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		<title>By: nikkifan#1</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[nikkifan#1]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok so for all you people out there that are saying this is an ape your wrong. This is actually a new breakout artist in the rap world. Her name is Nikki Minaj and she has several new smash hits out. Nikki got her start with cash money records and a little help from LIl wayne. She is most famous for her resemblance to an ape and wild dance moves. Her new single, &#8220;fling that dung at your homegirl&#8221;, is about to drop this winter so be on the look out. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok so for all you people out there that are saying this is an ape your wrong. This is actually a new breakout artist in the rap world. Her name is Nikki Minaj and she has several new smash hits out. Nikki got her start with cash money records and a little help from LIl wayne. She is most famous for her resemblance to an ape and wild dance moves. Her new single, &ldquo;fling that dung at your homegirl&rdquo;, is about to drop this winter so be on the look out.</p>
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		<title>By: jackalope hunter</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jackalope hunter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 21:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Boy, humans and chimps are related. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Boy, humans and chimps are related.</p>
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		<title>By: pankco</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pankco]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 05:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to have sex with ashes! ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want to have sex with ashes!</p>
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		<title>By: N</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[N]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[@Wildlife Rehab: 
I quote: &quot;Both animals suffer from alopecia universalis.&quot; Comprehend the articles you comment on, please.

@John Courter:
Yes, you are an ape. You are also a mammal. I will not follow this chain to bony fish and similar creatures, as you can not even grasp your immediate ancestry.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Wildlife Rehab:<br />
I quote: &#8220;Both animals suffer from alopecia universalis.&#8221; Comprehend the articles you comment on, please.</p>
<p>@John Courter:<br />
Yes, you are an ape. You are also a mammal. I will not follow this chain to bony fish and similar creatures, as you can not even grasp your immediate ancestry.</p>
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		<title>By: Nosmo King</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nosmo King]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 19:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I say it is an experiment. ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I say it is an experiment.</p>
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		<title>By: silly willy</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[silly willy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 01:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[cinder looks like a world class body builder ... ]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>cinder looks like a world class body builder &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: prayag</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[prayag]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 10:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the hairless chimp in mysore zoo is guru  no ashes i work there as veterinary officer ]]></description>
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