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	<title>Comments on: CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL</title>
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		<title>By: oyuna</title>
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		<dc:creator>oyuna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thank you for comment</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thank you for comment</p>
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		<title>By: wesley</title>
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		<dc:creator>wesley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i live in nyc and just had chinese lunch called &quot;travis nut soup&quot;.i finish the soup and started licking my wife&#039;s face...she told me i must have &quot;Travis Fever&quot;...interspecies communication is thrilling!!!but,scary at the sametime.LONG LIVE TRAVIS... </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i live in nyc and just had chinese lunch called &quot;travis nut soup&quot;.i finish the soup and started licking my wife&#039;s face&#8230;she told me i must have &quot;Travis Fever&quot;&#8230;interspecies communication is thrilling!!!but,scary at the sametime.LONG LIVE TRAVIS&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Laurie</title>
		<link>http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/6331/chimp-attack-family-seeks-counsel/#comment-5262</link>
		<dc:creator>Laurie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I was an adult male chimpanzee and someone wagged an Elmo doll&#039;s head in front of their face at me, I would go berserk and rip their f__king face off, too.  There is nothing more terrifying to an animal who has bonded with humans than a deformed version of a human attacking them.  This is animal training 101. Animals deserve to be treated with respect and what this woman was doing was bat-sh_t crazy. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I was an adult male chimpanzee and someone wagged an Elmo doll&#039;s head in front of their face at me, I would go berserk and rip their f__king face off, too.  There is nothing more terrifying to an animal who has bonded with humans than a deformed version of a human attacking them.  This is animal training 101. Animals deserve to be treated with respect and what this woman was doing was bat-sh_t crazy.</p>
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