WORLD'S FATTEST CAT CRASHES BOND PREMIERE

NEW YORK, NY – Despite her girth, the World’s Fattest Cat was able to sneak into the “Quantum of Solace” premiere in Manhattan.

Tonya, the World’s Fattest (and dare we say, most beloved) Cat, gate-crashed the American premiere of the new James Bond film, “Quantum of Solace”.

Publicists are still unsure how she got in, but she may have only used that famous charm. As any gossip column reader would know, many a security guard has fallen for her allure.

Tonya was even so bold as to sashay down the red carpet in a new custom-fitted ensemble! Her 300 pound heft makes it difficult for her to buy clothing, however, after her rise to C-level stardom through reality show appearances, designers are beginning to take notice.

The film’s star Daniel Craig also took notice, and soon sidled up for a chat. Unfortunately, Tonya coughed up the World’s Biggest Hairball onto his shoes. He merely smiled, wiped them on the red carpet, and took her paw to escort her into the theater. She’s still got it!