CHICAGO, IL – In the wake of President Elect Barack Obama’s speech, Obatma took to the stage to make his own announcement.
Chicago residents were elated to see Senator Obama’s half-bat half-brother make an impromptu appearance following Obama’s victory speech.
Only able to squeak and squeal, Obatma used an interpreter to congratulate his half-brother on his well-earned success after a twenty month long presidential campaign. Obatma recognized the groundbreaking achievement this was for African Americans everywhere.
As such, he has decided to take up the underdog torch and run in the 2012 elections to be the first mutant American president!
The crowd was so taken with his speech that they politely ignored when he skipped off the stage, snatching mosquitoes and stuffing them in his mouth.
