JEKYLL ISLAND, GA – A terrifying creature with the head of a man and the scaly body of an alligator was seen making its way along Georgia’s Jekyll Island – and frightened scientists are pleading with citizens to stay away!
“Numerous witnesses saw the manigator stumbling along the beach ,” said Officer Dave Jones.
“He appeared to be very inebriated; two of the men said they smelled the beer on him before they saw the can in his hand.”
Witnesses are also reporting he was extremely belligerent to a seagull he passed by, slurring “You don’t know me… You don’t KNOW me!”
Scientists believe he is making his way south into the state of Florida, but have admittedly lost track of him.
Will he play a hand in Florida’s election chaos? Weekly World News will continue to follow these reports.
Go man-gator! PARTY!!!