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To Little Fanfare, Margaret Thatcher Finally Admits To Being a Zombie


LONDON, ENGLAND – Surprise surprise surprise!  After years of being hounded by conspiracy theorists and journalists from alternative publications, reporter Michael “Skipper” Entwistle finally got Margaret Thatcher to admit she is a zombie.  Irritated by the constant invasion of privacy, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom lashed out at Entwistle and tried to feast on his brain.

“She’s mighty spry for 83 years old… and for a zombie, but I outran her,” says the proud reporter.  Photographer Jim Daniel was not so lucky.  This is the last picture he took before throwing down his camera and storming off into the night.