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HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL


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You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of – by selling your soul to Satan! But how?

You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.

Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.

“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned.

“Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”

Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:

    1. SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

 

    1. DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

 

    1. GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

 

  1. REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?

Religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touth’s book. “This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite,” says a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues. “We can’t, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls.”

But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision. “It’s your soul,” he says. “Do waht you want with it.”

4,770 Responses to “HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL”

  1. Fuck the Illuminati says:

    Do you guys really believe in this bullshit? If you have any personal problems in life, you just have to turn to God and he'll work it out for you. You shouldn't have to stoop so low and turn to Satan, think about your pride, your honour, your family values! You should be grateful to God for everything you have..look at the people in Africa, for example. They don't even have food, water or shelter! Be grateful that you have all of that PLUS much more, because you never know when all of that may be stripped off of you. I, personally, am a fan of many famous people who have sold their souls for power and status. But it's not like I should be easily influenced and say "hey, Lil Wayne just sold his soul! I should be a closed-minded faggot and copy him"

    I'm not being mean, but just consider what I just said.

    • Mariano says:

      God is the meaning of happiness If your not happy or you don't feel like getting what you dream is not rite for you

    • dominic says:

      FYI ther is plenty of food in africa n its a beautiful place im a witness to it…………but i agree with you

  2. elizabeth says:

    I just need to sell my soul urgent

  3. Erick says:

    I wat to sell my soul please.. i can't stad anymore

  4. Anthea says:

    Me 2 i need to sell my soul very urgent…pls email me if you could assist me at: cottonanthea@gmail.com

  5. Real talk… the illuminati is real and this secret life is 100. Why you think upcoming artists have such a hard time with trying to get noticed? How about presidents? Our government? Seriously satan offers more than god. God only laughs at our misfortune and poverty. Im no satanist or christian. I believe in a higher power but this is ridiculous. Satan gives what we want. God puts us where we dont wanna be. Free will, lets us live our life. Cut the strings quit being a holy puppet. Sell your soul be happy and live your life. Im doing it cause im tired of flipping burgers.

  6. maddiebaggie says:

    i would like to sell my soul to lucifer

  7. mirella says:

    I agree with this post, make your soul worth it.Selling your soul to Lucifer is a personal choice, Just dont be to naive about it.

  8. Trile says:

    i gots a shitty soul it aint worth much but for 2 cookies and a brownie its yours…. wait throw in a glass of milk with that i might get thirsty

  9. billy bill tom says:

    hmmm if i ask for wealth who's wealth am i taking… or am i getting a nickel from every single person in the world, thats alot of nickels but guess it doesnt matter either way ima be rich…. ooo i change my mind i want 2 nickels a dime and 5 pennies from everyone and the first one to hand me a quarter or some other variant gets kicked in the shin by everyone who gives me exact change i asked for

  10. theo says:

    help me sell my soul to the devil theosmithzz@hotmail.co.uk message me there

  11. vero says:

    i want to ell my soul but i dont know what to do

  12. James Park says:

    Very worth it

  13. Mark says:

    Has this worker before??

  14. john wisley says:

    Do you want to get rich, wealthy, famous, familiar, protected, or do you want powers, join the illuminati today, contact us to get hooked up. no blood sharing is involved no human life is wanted, email us via illuminatisuccesshouse666@gmail.com

  15. Colin says:

    I’m selling mine or eternal life with the power to transform into a werewolf that I can control

  16. Pet says:

    and what was the cost of having all these things, cos we all know nothing is free.

  17. chomba mizumbi says:

    please help me am from Zambia how can be helped

  18. jamel says:

    are you sure beccause i try'd that email on my yahoo & it didnt work , why lie about somthin like this

  19. jaspher says:

    just answer me in facebook account

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