Comments on: WAL-MART GANG

By: anyssa

anyssa — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:17:08 +0000

THIS SITE SUCKS WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH A TWILIGHT PARTY REALLY? WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!

By: pootietard

pootietard — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:00:08 +0000

This is not a joke. I lost a close friend when she went down the housewares isle during a gangland dispute. The frozen food mafia was fighting the ladies undergarment 510's. Please be careful when shopping.

By: kikin

kikin — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:19:13 +0000

well, Wal mart gangs are just rookies, here in Iowa the Target mob charges you 2% more in sales tax or you cannot leave the store. FBI has been investigating but apparently every time they catch someone they have to be released due to diplomatic inmunity.

By: NeuroManson

NeuroManson — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:37:24 +0000

Actually Wal-Mart already has an official name for those gangs, they’re called “Employees”.

Just beware of the “Greeters”, those guys are hardcore old school yo.

By: -M-

-M- — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:54:34 +0000

Gangs formed after June, 3 09 will fall under the economic stimulus package and will be eligible for Miley Cyrus steel jacketed ammo.

By: veruca

veruca — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:52:31 +0000

Ridiculous

By: Fel

Fel — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:33:25 +0000

LOL!! Aisle 6 represent!

By: SodomizedCoroner

SodomizedCoroner — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:49:45 +0000

i went to wal-mart the other day looking for some hookers in the aisle corners but then the wal-mart gang came outa nowhere and stole at least $33.78 worth of groceries this is a REAL threat to american grocery shoppers everywhere and we must do somthing about it..they have even been seen using watercups in the McDs to get free soda and then refill them some more

By: Michele

Michele — Wed, 20 May 2009 07:19:35 +0000

Have some of you never read WWN?! Do you not understand the premise? It's like the Onion, only it's been out longer, you had to pay for it, and now it's not printed anymore.

It's a JOKE – like, on purpose.

Humor… it's so subjective.

By: NoVacations

NoVacations — Thu, 14 May 2009 21:17:38 +0000

Kids, put on your bullet-proof vests, we're going to walmart. Word to your mother (but only in the privacy of the bathroom stall….so the gangs don't hear).