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SECRETS OF THE CLASSICS REVEALED


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Find out what all those dead white men didn’t tell you about their masterpieces.homer

The original title of The Iliad was A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Rape Helen.

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The story of Genesis was actually an attack ad from the Pear Advisory Council intended to discredit apples.

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Ernest Hemingway wrote The Sun Also Rises in forty-eight minutes while under the influence of barbiturates provided by Gertrude Stein.

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Newton’s Principia Mathematica was originally pitched as a graphic novel, but it was accepted for publication only on condition that it be rewritten as the seminal text in the history of the physical sciences.

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On his death bed, Franz Kafka asked not only that all his works be destroyed, but also that someone please drown his cat.

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John Milton was inspired to write Paradise Lost after he was locked out of his apartment for an entire night.

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Machiavelli wrote The Prince as a last-ditch effort to get out of jury duty.  It didn’t work.

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Cicero’s On Duties was considered pornographic and banned upon publication by the Holy Roman Emperor until someone explained to him what sex was.

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William Shakespeare was a corporate composite character for the firm Thousands of Captive Monkeys Ltd., known to have tested in the low fifties with Elizabethan focus groups.