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NEW STAR WARS MOVIE!


Disney has announced that they have officially decided to make a New Star Wars movie.

Weekly World News has learned that a new Star Wars film has been rushed into production and is scheduled to be released by the end of September in a frantic bid to offset the $595 million dollar loss the studio suffered on the Lone Ranger. 

Due to Disney’s recent $5 billion acquisition of the Star Wars franchise, They have decided to name the film Star Wars: Jar Jar’s Revenge. Disney’s Star Wars team has decided to go back to the basics in their approach to this new movie. An insider source has said that Naboo will be the main setting for this new blockbuster, and Jar Jar Binks will be featured as a major character in the new movie.

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A spokesperson from Disney stated the reasons for these new developments. “Here at Disney, we believe that Jar Jar did not have a big enough role in the 2nd and 3rd movies, and we would like to expand on his contribution to the series. As of now, I cannot disclose the plot of the movie or many of the other characters, however, I believe that Star Wars fans will be happy to know that most of the movie will take place in Naboo, and involve the gungans lead by Jar Jar, the people of Naboo, and several Jedi taking part in a territorial war. This movie will take place before the Phantom Menace, and Queen Padme will definitely be involved.” 

When asked about the fears of die heart Star Wars fans and their belief that Disney will ruin the series. Daniel Smith said, “These fans have nothing to fear, Jar Jar Binks has been a favorite character of many, and he provides great comedic relief to otherwise dark and scary series. Furthermore, this next movie will focus on a much younger audience that will appreciate his antics. Star Wars was meant to be a children’s series, and Disney would like to get back to its roots of appealing to younger audiences.

Sam Johnson one of the project directors at Disney made this statement, “Get ready Star Wars fans, Jar Jar Binks, Queen Padme and a host of new characters will light up the screen once again in a Galaxy Far Far Away!!!”