Millions of stingrays washed ashore in the coast state of Veracruz in Mexico.
The massive number of stingrays came ashore this morning. Local authorities first believed that the stingrays may have suffocated after a storm drove them under a pier where they died.
But Professor John Malley, of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials happened to be in Los Angeles giving a speech on the ongoing alien invasion. He went to Mexico and met with local and federal authorities. He confirmed that the stingrays had The Mark of the Alien on them and that they were, in fact, killed by aliens from Planet Zeeba.
“This is all part of a pattern. Birds in Arkansas, salmon in Washington, cows in Holland and ducks in Hungary. They are all dying because there is an alien invasion going on and the aliens are making their presence known. Sting rays are just another casualty.”
Biologists, backed by government agents intent on covering up the alien invasion, have launched a separate investigation into the dead stingray mystery.
As the debate continues on, authorities were happy to find a quick solution as to what to do with the stingrays.
The chain gourmet sushi restaurant, NOBU, sent a team of “stingray scoopers” to Mexico to collect the stingrays. Nobu told WWN “we will be serving ‘stingray sushi’ for the foreseeable future.
Zeeba Sushi will be available for the next year.