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OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY

President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.

President Obama met with Congressional leaders over the weekend to talk about establishing a one-child policy, in which each family would be allowed to have only one child.  If a family chooses to have a second child (or more) than will be subject to a stiff tax penalty.  The penalty the President was reportedly discussing was – $50,000.

There was outrage across the country about the proposal, with many saying President Obama is now a dictator and is trying to take away freedom from Americans.  But White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, moved quickly to calm fears.  “Look, Americans can still chose to have more than one child, but there is just a tax to go along with the second child.  This is no different than taxing a person more for a bigger house or for making more money. If you want more children, you will have to pay the government.”

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Carney was quick to point out that the President will write the executive order in a way that allows a family to have two children IF the first child is a girl.  “If you get a girl as your first baby, then you can have another baby – free of tax.   But if you have a boy first, well then you will have to pay a tax for the second baby.”

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The White House reportedly admires what China has done with its one-child policy.  “Overpopulation is still a big problem for a our planet, and we feel that responsible countries like China, are doing their part to help control population growth,” said a White House spokesperson. “In addition, if Americans have fewer babies, than we can accommodate more immigrants from Mexico and Latin America.”

Hispanics and African-Americans are exempt from the new policy.

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Republicans vow to mount a all-out war against Obama’s one-child policy, but the White House told WWN that “it doesn’t matter what the Republicans do, the policy will take place on January 1st, 2014.”

 

 

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17 thoughts on “OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY”

  1. With all due respect, I think it would be a great policy, for one, there's too many immigrants legal or not, that are having way too many kids just for the benefits received from our government! two, over population does contribute to resource scarcity, three, if taxes must be collected then this is a good way to do it, it may reduce or stop other taxes from escalating, four, a better census over all could be established for future references so as to allocate the needs of the people in a more realistic, and efficient ways, five, Just as any non- native species invades any given area, after time they become the dominate species, bring diseases, and other non-native species eventual overtaking and wiping out the original native species. In conclusion, This plan is logical, and with time, would also be sensibly humane for ALL the different nationals living here in this great country.

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    • Did you not read the fine print???

      "Hispanic's and African-Americans are exempt from the new policy."

      What do you have to say about that???
      What the "New Policy" should say is…
      EVERYBODY who is getting assistance from the government, in any way, can only have one child!!!

  2. Too many immigrants using the system, that's why they have lots of kids, there abusing our resources while taking advantage of everything, laws, health care, tax benefits,employment opportunities, they treat our country like a whore!

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  3. What a good idea! Problem is, in this country no politician would ever touch that hot button. Mexican Illegal immigrants are having the most children by far and therefore Hispanic will be the dominant race by 2050 according to statistics.

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  4. Would LOVE to see a one-child policy here. Not a problem AT ALL. People everywhere breed like RATS. Of course, this ain't gonna' happen, but if it did—-hallelujah! Too many people, not enough resources. One-child policies are the way to go.

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  5. GOOD. Let 'em adopt if they HAVE to have a kid. Plenty of dumpster babies to go around. Them, or third-world countries. Stop breeding like rats.

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