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ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!

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WWN has learned that Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles has caused One Direction to call it quits.

“The band has decided to go in two directions,” said a producer close to One Direction. “Harry Style’s lover, Taylor Swift, is the new Yoko Ono.  It’s all her fault.” 

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Tensions reached a “boiling point” over the weekend when Styles joined Swift on her private jet instead of traveling from New York to London with his One Direction mates.  Later Harry did a Skype call with the rest of the band and told them he wanted to go out on his own.   Harry is planning on doing a solo record and a record with Taylor Swift.

Fans were outraged and brokenhearted  - to say the least.  ”How can they break up when they are the biggest band in the world!  They can’t… please tell me it’s not true,” said Cindy Janjiggian of Crystal Lake, IL.   “I would die if they broke up.”

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Harry, 18, wants to pursue business opportunities by himself, without having to get the ‘okay’ from the other guys.

Harry feels that he is the biggest star in the band and he has millions of fans in America.  “He gets offers every day for projects.  The band is holding him back,” said a friend close to Harry.  ”He’s already looking at several film offers and may even do arena shows on his own this summer.”

Remaining members – Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson – “are going to head in a new direction.  In fact that’s the name of the new band – New Direction,” said the new manager of the new band.

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Simon Cowell, who originally signed the band, is reportedly livid that the band broke up and he’s planning a major lawsuit against Styles – and Swift.  Even though the band is signed with Columbia Records now, Simon still feels a close tie to the band.  ”Simon’s not happy and when Simon’s not happy – watch out!” said a person who used to be close to Simon.

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President Obama, whose daughters love One Direction, has reportedly invited Harry Styles to Hawaii (without Swift).  ”The President realizes how important the band is to American teenage girls and he wants to rectify the situation,” said White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney.

 

415 Responses to “ONE DIRECTION BREAKING UP!”

  1. 1dluva2987 says:

    OMFG THEY CANT IM IN TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  2. angie says:

    so many ppl r probably gonna commit suicide…im not kidding…there are some major directioners out there

  3. Martin says:

    Fuck All of their directions !!!!

  4. Jake says:

    I’m a guy and not gay but I like their songs and don’t think the break up will last they are too dependent on each other for fame! Just saying

  5. skylar stinson says:

    Harry did u get my tweet?

  6. Emilia says:

    if u break up my heart is going to break

  7. Directioner4evz says:

    Hey guys i did read that Liam and Niall did fight over a girl at backstage and they arebreaking up is it true?

  8. jrfrfjghjrfhgj says:

    if only this was true :(

  9. heidi says:

    it is sad that one direction is breacking up. i new this was going tow happen. i just love one direction. one direction has gone in there own directions.

  10. Smart says:

    One Direction isn't the biggest band in the world, is that a fucking joke?

  11. iris says:

    hahahaahah funny he isn't with Taylor so they can't break up ha in your face!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Shelby says:

    Nooooooooooooo! Taylor why no harry don’t go!!!!!!

  13. unknown says:

    ha ha ha i was waiting 4 this moment a long time

    • samantha says:

      I BLAME TAYLOR SWIFT U FUCKING ASSHOLE TAYLOR HOW DARE U DO THIS U FUCKING WHOR I KNOW THIS HAS TO DO WITH U AND U BETTER GET READY FOR THE WORST FROM THE REST OF THE DIRECTIONER!!!

    • butthurt burt says:

      umad

  14. no name says:

    We all knew this was going to happen so I don’t no y you lot are complaining

  15. That's a very nice video..

  16. Someone says:

    Don't you just wish this was true….? Cindy Jarjiggian, Lol.

  17. Mrs.LiamPayne says:

    wow…
    pop culture gossip makes me want to throw up these days.
    Notice how they dont give specific names, just "someone who is close to" or "someone who knows"
    its a big joke guys, dont fangirl yourselves to death over this!

  18. Jake says:

    Omg yes no more one direction people can finally listen to decent music or get a life

  19. Gia says:

    NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I officially HATE Taylor The Troll Swift.

  20. Directioner says:

    I'm about to cry!!!:'( WAAAA

  21. They didn't have your name says:

    Yeh I’m not really a directioner but it will be sad if they break up coz they make some damn good music

    I HATE HARRY STYLES I KNEW HE’D DETROY THEM TO MAKE HIMSELF POPULAR. JOKES ON HIM COZ EVERYONE WILL HATE HIM TOO. That should be the title of their next song haha😏

  22. They didn't have your name says:

    Yeh I’m not really a directioner but it will be sad if they break up coz they make some damn good music

    I HATE HARRY STYLES I KNEW HE’D DETROY THEM TO MAKE HIMSELF POPULAR. JOKES ON HIM COZ EVERYONE WILL HATE HIM TOO. That should be the title of their next song haha😏

  23. They didn't have your name says:

    Sorry to stylers but its true

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