To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.
China has agreed to buy the U.S. landmark – The Grand Canyon – and will be submitting its deal memo to the U.S. Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner and the Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States ror review.
The U.S. owes China $1.4 trillion dollars and wants to borrow even more, but the Chinese are starting to worry that the U.S. will ever pay the money back. So, they are starting to look at U.S. properties that they could buy in exchange for the debt.
“It’s a brilliant solution,” TIm Geithner reportedly told reporters. “President and Obama had the idea and we think it will go a long way to solving the debt crisis and we will still be able to raise taxes on everybody. So, it’s a win-win situation.”
The President sealed the deal with handshake. Here he is with the new Chinese leader, Xi Jinping:
Xi Jinping then went on The View to discuss the purchase. The ladies on The View loved meeting the Chinese president and all vowed to visit China’s new U.S. property.
President Obama reportedly told the Chinese he was willing “to let the Grand Canyon go” for $100 billion “but not a penny less.” The Chinese told WWN that they think they can get the U.S. landmark from President Obama for $20 billion. “President Obama is not good negotiator,” Li Wu-Tang told WWN. “We may even ask him to throw in the Painted Desert on the deal.”
Governor Jan Brewer was outraged that the President would sell a landmark in her state and feels that he is once again targeting Arizonans. “He hates us,” Brewer reportedly told WWN.
China plans on renaming the park “Mao Canyon” – a name that President Obama ha approved. The Chinese also plan on building ten skyscrapers near the park so visitors can get another view of the canyon. The skyscrapers will each be 90 stories tall – and will be built in just over five weeks (with the help of labor from Mexico and China).
China is looking at other properties in the U.S. – Yellowstone Park, Yosemite, The Statue of Liberty, and almost half of Montana. Reports are that what China really wants more than anything though is — California.
Well, if the price is right…
LOL. Who would buy a rock. You guys make me laugh. WWN ROCKS!!!
I can't see this or any articles on WWN. Every time I try to read one an annoying ad window appears over the article telling me to "click here to unlock article". Oh well, WWN was fun while it lasted.
Do you have AdBlock?
I've had no such trouble. Very strange..
I think it's a great idea. If China wants to spend 100 billion on worthless land then I say go for it.
Big deal. China owns most of the US already.
haha yea only rocks untill the world will get full… it will be worth alot more 😀
so take our guns away and let a foreign country (one classically hostile towards ours) own land in the middle of ours. Sure, why not
is this story TRUE?? Where are the sources? i've looked and i cannot find any other stories about it. nor any photos of him on the view.
Stupid cus they don’t want u to see what are so called government … They are investing on the people for there benefit …. All there doing is getting bettering there own familys … On the stimulus checks why don’t they say how much they gave the millionairs they got millions on the stimulus and all the minority get a 1200….
20 billion dollars for a big hole in the ground… naah. The Chinks ain't that stupid 🙂
Russia is their the 1's that actually bought it not China, China bought Yellowstone…this article is wrong in so many ways…
This article is bull crap! That picture with The View ladies is just a photosopped head!
The US should be renamed New China.
In the end China will buy America…
Someone should have Timmy Guithner and Assama Hussein Obama arrested, tried, convicted and EXECUTED, NOW. These two LYING, TYRANTS are both "PUNKS" and are trying to take this country down. IF, this is true that China is trying to purchase the Grand Canyon and Tim Guithner thinks it's brilliant, he is a bigger FOOL than I thought he was. I'd like to kick the crap out of Little Timmy, Hairball Reid and Gay Jay Carney. I can't say what I'd like to do to your piece of crap president. He is EVIL and has to be dealt with, SOON. He is RACIST and sois his Beasty wife Meeshall. My name is Larry Velasco, AMERICAN and I am fed up with all the BS the Demos. are creating. SCREW all of them.
I hope you have the BALLS to post this. It is ALL TRUE, unlike your president. Larry Velasco
They just want the wild donkeys,seriously selling US land where people are living to a foreign country,sounds like fake news
it is biggest ever gold in canyon you was laughing now so you are dumb just like most America
Do china really buy the grand canyon from nobama?
The deal was announced on the first of April.
The lack of good grammar and correct spelling in this article erodes validity.
This feed is BS designed to stoke more fires of discontent among Americans. China does not own the Grand Canyon. But I am not sure about your minds. Yes, definitely China owns that worthless piece of property.