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PETRAEUS PARTY HOSTESS IS RUSSIAN SPY

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WWN has learned that the Florida socialite tied to the Gen. David Petraeus sex scandal is a Russian spy working for Vladimir Putin.

Sources at the prestigious Tampa Yacht Club have confirmed with WWN that Jill Kelley,  a party hostess and unofficial social liaison for leaders of the U.S. military’s Central Command in Tampa, is actually a Russian spy on assignment, working to get secrets from top generals  in the U.S. Military.

And she has been succeeding.

Kelley reportedly used “flirtatious emails” and “sexting” to get Generals to divulge the most top level secrets to her – and to Russia.

Kelley was spotted in Miami with Putin in August:

Yesterday, she was caught happily texting Putin from her kitchen table in Tampa.

Both Kelley and Petraeus’s mistress, Paula Broadwell, were wearing pink dresses yesterday.  WWN has confirmed with sources inside the Kremlin that “wearing pink” is code for “we have sent you the top-secret information and are moving on with our plan.”

“Putin loves pink,” said the Kremlin source.

Kelley’s friendship with Petraeus and his wife began when the general arrived in Tampa about 2008. Kelley and her husband, Scott, a cancer surgeon, had moved to the area a few years earlier and threw a welcome party at their home, a short distance from Central Command headquarters, introducing the new Central Command chief and his wife Holly to Tampa’s elite, according to staffers who served with Petraeus.

Kelley has a twin sister who is also a Russian spy.  “Putin believes in twins.  He thinks that twins confuse people and allow greater access to generals who like to double their pleasure,” said another Kremlin source.

Here’s a shot of General Petraeus and General John Allen deciding which twin they would each “visit” with:

Kelley met Gen. John Allen while he was at Central Command, and now investigators are looking at 20,000-plus pages of documents and emails between Kelley and Allen, some of which have been described as “flirtatious.” The general has denied any wrongdoing.  Sources inside the Kremlin tell WWN that “Allen is doing a great job for us as well.”

Even after WWN confronted Kelley about being a Russian spy, she continued texting Putin.  “Not now, Frank, I’m sending secrets to Putin.”  She did, however, offer us some backlava.

But she did get in a car with this reporter… More on that later.