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20 STATES TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION!

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After the re-election of Barack Obama, 20 states have declared they will secede from the union.

President Obama is facing an avalanche of requests by citizens of numerous states requesting permission to secede from the union.  The Attorneys General of these states have also petitioned the U.S. government for permission to secede.

President Obama who reportedly has “no use” for the Southern states, may sign an Executive Order, allowing certain states to form their own government.  ”I can see President Obama allowing 11 southern states to go it on their own,” said a source close to the White House.  ”It would save the government a lot of money, and it would make the U.S. more blue.”

Insiders say that the President actually would like to form a new country that looks like a “ring” around the old country.  ”President Obama feels that if all the coastal states and border states remained in the U.S., then we can give up those states that just hang around in the middle.  That would be fine with the President.”  Obama is particularly anxious to “get rid” of the Southern “albatross.”

But it’s not just Southern states that want to secede.  The list includes New York and Pennsylvania.  ”New York has never felt that it was part of  this country,” said a White House spokesperson.  ”Governor Cuomo feels that New York is more akin to England and France and wants New York to join the European Union.  President Obama understands the Governor’s concerns, but he’d like to keep New York in the fold. So that request will be denied.”

In order to petition the U.S. government for permission to secede a state needs at least 25,000 signatures.  In just one week, Texas has gathered over 1 million signatures and hopes to have every citizen in the state sign the petition.  Mississippi already has signatures from 96% of its citizens.

So, New America will have 30 states and the Old America will have 20.

Here is the full list of states that plan to secede from the union:

  • Missouri
  • Pennsylvania
  • Arizona
  • Oklahoma
  • Arkansas
  • South Carolina
  • Georgia
  • Kansas
  • Tennessee
  • New York
  • Virginia
  • South Carolina
  • Indiana
  • Mississippi
  • Kentucky
  • Florida
  • North Carolina
  • Alabama
  • Texas
  • Louisiana

71 Responses to “20 STATES TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION!”

  1. Ralph says:

    Maybe we should let the South secede, so they can be taken over by the Mexican Drug Cartels. I'm sure even the gun crazy Texans wouldn't be able to stand up to them.

  2. andrew says:

    On th list, South Carolina is there twice. Pennsylvania, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas, and Arizona are on the list but not on the map. Michigan, Colorado, North Dakota, Montana, and Oregan are on the map, but not on the list. I say get your facts corrected, Mr. lake.

  3. Nosmo King says:

    The list and the map don't match.

  4. secet says:

    Please let som states go so there can be more peace

  5. Donald Williams says:

    Where do u sign the petition I want out the south needs to rise up again and take care of itself!

  6. JIM says:

    This is not about seeds of hate! Every time something is going down someone makes stupid argument about one race not liking the other. Let's face it people from one state to another don't even like each other and yet some want to force people who don't like each other to live together. Why don't we go to our separate corners and be good neighbors. We are simply to diverse and divided on ideas. SAD BUT TRUE!

  7. judy says:

    government has turned into a big Ponzi scheme. People who worked hard and the government took our money each week or payday before we got our checks now want to take it from the retired to give it to the young who have not put in the time. Government never gave me a choice if I wanted to pay into medicare or SS for that matter. Now that many of us are at the age to collect what we worked for they want a new deal!!! Madoff had the same idea. Take the money,promise everything but when it comes to paying out its a different store!!!! Government now is increasing medicare reducing what they will pay for so they can give care to the young. Because I am older and might need care I resent being exploited and my usefulness as a human being is not worth what I was told would be thier after my working years. I agree young people need insurance but it should not be at the cost of my life. Thank you so much Obama care.

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