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MITT ROMNEY WINS DEBATE!

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Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney destroyed President Obama in tonight’s debate.

The first debate between President Barack Obama and Republican candidate Gov. Mitt Romney at 9 p.m. Oct. 3 in Denver is over and… Mitt Romney absolutely destroyed President Obama, according to all the mainstream media sources.

“Mitt Romney won the election tonight,” said former Clinton adviser, James Carville.  “President Obama looked like a little boy next to Mitt Romney,” said Diane Sawyer.  And in a surprising tweet, Bill Maher said, “I am donating one million dollars to the Romney campaign.  He’s far better than I ever could have imagined.”

President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney squared off in the first head-to-head matchup of the campaign with a debate Wednesday night at the University of Denver in Colorado.

The debate focused on domestic issues, with particular attention devoted to the economy.  Mitt Romney repeatedly accused President Obama of being a socialist and finally, the thin-skinned Obama finally admitted, “I’m not a Socialist, I’m a Communist.”

In the segment on the “role of government” President Obama told America that he believed that the government should control all businesses in America and that everybody needs to share their income and pay a minimum of 75% in taxes.

Jim Lehrer did a good job moderating the debate, although he made a gaffe when he told the national audience, “I just want everyone in America to know that I will be voting for President Obama.”

Toward the end of the debate, President Obama could not defend his economic record any longer and turned to Mitt Romney and said, “I’m sorry.  I’ve left you a mess.”

Polls conducted by MSNBC showed that President Obama won the debate with a 95% favorable rating, while ALL the other media in the country had Mitt Romney winning with a 68% favorable rating.

In an unrelated story, President Obama has authorized, by Executive Order, “double-voting” in Florida, Ohio and Virginia.   “Residents of those states can vote twice,”  White House spokesperson Jay Carney said.

9 Responses to “MITT ROMNEY WINS DEBATE!”

  1. haha says:

    did you actually read thing thing thinking it was serious? lol

  2. Orvid says:

    MSNBC is so biased.

  3. Obama says:

    Sounds about right.

  4. White House Insider says:

    SCOOP OF THE CENTURY!!! WORLD NEWS CALLED IT BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD

  5. Stretch Armstrong says:

    Romney came off as a master debater.

  6. dada says:

    Give Badrock Obama some credit, at least he showed so the chair would not be empty……………….

  7. Heinrich says:

    Woo hoo! More tax breaks for the rich! You poor saps making less than a million a year should be exterminated. If you little people don't like it move to China and work in my factories for $1 a day.

  8. luminati says:

    this story is so fake . when did he say he was sorry for leaving anybody a mess . haha that the funniest i have heard tonight . mitt told everybody a fairy tale and didnt explain how we will pay the deficit , o yeah think about it the middle class and get rid of medi care and make us get a contract for health insurence and be stuck with it like a phone contract and make the rich richer . that about sounds right and get rid of food stamps and section 8 , and that will lead to more robbery and people fearing for there lifes and make us force to work for minimun rage fight over who will get the job and not paying a penny more making the rich richer amd even if we get the health insurence plan it wouldl cover maybe 1500 and that mean if the bill is 3000$ then you have to pay the other 1500$ out your pocket and at this rate you wouldnt have enough for rent or nothing because a min wage job only pays about 900$ a month so we will pretty much be fucked and the rich get to use there tax write off to open up there foundation in othere peoples name so there making double the money with out people even knowing and having a check to spend when they get that tax write off back .

  9. Steve says:

    Hey, WWN, even we won't believe that :D

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