President Obama has redesigned the American flag and ordered it flown from all government buildings starting in November.
It started as a limited edition American flag for sale by the Obama campaign, but President Obama loved the flag so much that he thought it best to “update” the American flag. The new Obama designed flag will be flying on all government buildings starting on November 7th, 2012.
This new American flag that replaces the 50 stars representing the 50 states with President Obama’s campaign logo. Sources say that this was the President’s own design.
Americans can buy one of the new flags directly from the White House for the low price $300 per flag (2 for $600).
Michelle Obama loves the new flag:
There is a second flag that looks like an American flag but in the shape of the United States. This flag will be used on “special occasions” as determined by the Special Occasions Czar in the White House.
Prior to this flag, the rule in American was: “The American flag shall never bear any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature,” according to U.S. flag code.” This rule was erased by President Obama.
Reaction on social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook has been overwhelmingly negative.
“This is so offensive,” one reader wrote. “I don’t know why I’m shocked, but I am. This stoops to new lows.”
Another reader offered this assessment: “Once again, very shameful. This is a disgrace.
“And just what was wrong with the flag with the stars and stripes?” a Facebook reader wondered. “Why must Obama create his own flag?”
“A good number of my family, including me and my twin sons, have served under the flag,” another wrote. “This is so far beyond insulting. I can’t imagine anyone who considers themself a patriot voting for Obama. Who does he think he is?”
President Obama reacted to negative reactions by singing… “I, I’m so in love with you…”
THE NERVE OF HIM!!!! How DARE he change the American flag!!! He should rot in a pit for all I care!!! Obama is a fricken DUMBASS!!!!
shouldnt it have six stripes and a thank you on it?
What do you expect when you take God out Satan come in and runs things through his servants!
What is wrong with America?
It is very simple! Our Forefathers founded America from Gods Word and Gods Will. Its leaders seeking Gods Word, Gods Will, ran America by praying for guidance from God before America acted.
Now that America has taken God out and no longer allow Gods Word, Gods Will, and no prayer for Guidance all hell has taken over.
Well, God gives Free Will to everyone. It breaks God Heart for US to cut him off but he keeps his word.
America, think about it, “if there is bad then there is good. If bad exists then Satan exists. If Satan exists then God exists.”
America I suggest you read Gods Word to understand Gods Will before there is no return to Gods Will for America.
Remember it is not gods fault. God gave everyone his Word and then he sent Jesus Christ to die for US to forfill Gods Laws so humankind could have the Choose of Gods Free Will to choose God or Satan.
So far, America you are making all the wrong decisions throwing God out of Americas choosing Satan to run things.
No Obama is not the antichrist he has no power other than Satan’s silver tough. Stop listening to Satan get your Bible and read it for yourself. The Bible has all the real answers. The Bible is the best How-to-guide ever made. Well, God made it not man.
People look for books on how to raise their family. How a man is to be a Son, husband, father, oversee the household, etc… It is all in the Bible. No man wants to do Good this is why he is always seeking to go away from Gods Will and follow Satan’s lies.
Well America your choose.
I pray that God has his Will in me, you, America, Obama, United States political leaders, and throughout the World as it is done in Have.
In Christ Name!
Rickey Harrod 11/21/2012
PS,
Happy Thanksgiving, do you remember what this day is really about?
You, sir, are insane.
Um. I didn't read this entire thing because it started out so poorly. I am a conservative and I am outraged by Obama's actions. However, our founding fathers were overwhelmingly Deists. Deists did not believe in Godly intervention in worldly affairs nor did they believe in Jesus or the bible. They acted simply on common sense and decency. Keep religion out of it and stop acting like it has any place in running the lives of people. The Middle East is a fantastic example of how much religion can FAIL when mixed with government.
I'll admit, as much as your text has seriously hurt your own cause, I suspect that the fact that I'm even going to acknowledge this is going to minorly hurt mine. The standards that we, sensible free-thinking people of whatever faiths if any, should be much much higher. So I apologize. This is pretty masturbatory. I guess I'll do this sequentially..
From the top: Taking God leading to the uprise of Satan's servants… Who are these servants? I would say that a potential definition of evil is working for your own interests at the loss of other's to particularly unfair levels. Like buying companies, liquidating their resources, firing all the employees, then laundering the money out of the country. Even if one truly believes that Obama is doing more harm than good to this country, one cannot say that he is truly trying to be malicious. Who can say this for Romney? I'll drop the presidential rant there before I get carried away.
What do our forefather's intentions have to do with what is clearly right or wrong? (And as the previous reply notes, they were deists; Not on your side, but mine.) Additionally, as much as I love this country, as much as things may have led to a global net gain, and as cool as I think the revolutionary war was, the colonists were way out of line in rebelling the way they did, and what colonization ultimately did to the Native Americans makes the Holocaust look like a joke.
"All hell" hasn't taken over. You're on a computer presumably in a warm place with a roof over your head, plenty of food, and effectively limitless clean water at your disposal. You're fine, I'm fine, we're all fine… Okay, maybe not all of us: We have a messed up housing market, a really bad unemployment rate, and far too much power in the hands of gigantic corporations… But ultimately, we're moving forward as a species. We've found what is basically the ticket home to colonizing Mars (if we really wanted to), our current computer technology has been shaming the computer technology of 5 years ago for like… ever lol, and while yes, gigantic corporations still seem to rule the elections, we've moved forward with news sources such as Reddit enlightening people with technical education and bringing awareness to problems that will ultimately lead to society moving forward… Corporations that just rip off the individual (let's say, Blockbuster) are dying off, or being forced to conform to more moral business practices. Hell has taken over North Korea, not America.
God keeps his word? That's great… Do me a favor and thank him for not arbitrarily killing me in a great flood when you get to heaven.That woulda' been a pretty big buzzkill. Also, don't speak for God, you don't know that his heart is broken from "US" cutting him off. If anything, this should all be part of his plan, no?
“if there is bad then there is good. If bad exists then Satan exists. If Satan exists then God exists.” I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed by the blatant use of fallacies, or by the fact that you went out of your way to capitalize "God" and "Satan", yet not the first word of your sentence. Putting the sanctity of religious words over the logic of proper grammar really goes to show that you aren't thinking logically. Did God not give us brains with a pretty neat logical capacity? Logic and science should be holy things to you. Please respect them like you respect your religion.
People are not choosing "God or Satan", they're choosing "God or no God" (or more accurately "God or Gods or no God or Gods or I really don't know so I'm not going to make assumptions about Godlike entities") Satanists and God-believers choose between God or Satan.
Who's thrown God out of America? If anything, you should be grateful for modern secular thought. Think of it as an investment. If this were a nation ruled under men's interpretations of what God wants, it would/will have collapsed. By modern society turning into a more science-based melting pot, people (like you) have an opportunity to defend their religious ideas with the advances of logic and reason in debates and discussions instead of with the advances of logic and reason in making the best weapons. Now, in this level (and safe) playing field, religions get to duke it out to the death… the death of primitive and poorly erected ideas. God's ultimately gonna be the winner, right? Then this is PERFECT. This is exactly what you want. Your religion will never die or dwindle unjustly. It will live forever with it's objectively correct ideas, morals, and behaviors. What are you worried about?
Thank you for assuring us all that Obama's not the antichrist (but how do you know this? No one knows who the antichrist is… maybe he IS), and I would be happy to stop listening to Satan, but we haven't chatted in the first place and for some reason he won't accept my Facebook invite. Also, God did not write the bible. Man did.
"People look for books on how to raise their family … It is all in the Bible." OUCH… This is where you REALLY hurt your cause… According to the bible, a son is supposed to be mindlessly obedient (unless his parents try to turn him against God, at which point, he must pick up a rock or something and immediately execute them without hesitation, with the penalty of hesitation being eternal damnation), a husband is supposed to dominate over his wife (who was essentially property in the bible), and a father is supposed to oversee the household absolutely, with very few instructions on how to do that in a practical context. And many men want to do good. I want to do good. You want to do good. Now, there's qualities about people that could constitute themselves as "bad", as is the case with every human as far as I know, almost certainly including the both of us, but I personally believe that people with belief sets like yours generally over-persecute themselves. It's not "bad" to look lustfully upon a woman, it's perfectly natural, a beautifully orchestrated chemical response in the male (or female) brain. Now, it WOULD be bad to, oh say, rape her. We can both agree there… but get this (and note, I'm not speaking for anyone here): It's not even "bad" to WANT to rape her. To fantasize about it. To masturbate to an orgasm toying with the fictional idea of raping her, in fact, THAT particular woman, in the privacy of your own quarters. Now, that could be a SIGN of something bad, yes, and I may recommend varying forms of medical help for a person who was thinking such things too intensely, but at the end of the day… What really happened? A lady went about her business undisturbed and none the wiser, and a man or woman experienced a wonderful orgasm from a (although potentially depraved… ultimately harmless) fantasy that did not ACTUALLY happen. Who's the victim here? The second biggest tragedy is that this man or woman may never get to enjoy this fantasy to satisfaction (though, prostitutes [under good quality control and worker's rights] may be able to roleplay to satisfaction for many). The biggest tragedy is when this person experiences guilt for it. It probably is best for some people to keep their thoughts in check by choosing to abstain the best they can from the ideas (and it is probably best for others to channel this by reading rape fiction or looking at rape artwork or something). I've fantasized about rape. I feel not a drop of guilt. Fantasized about being raped too. You know where this logical perspective led me? lol, it led me to thinking about what it'd be like to rape a person, to be raped, and finally, to the realization that being raped would probably be awful and being on the other side of that wouldn't be pleasurable either. FYI, I've delved into reading erotic works and erotic artwork of rape. Not really my thing. I guess some rape pictures can be appealing but rarely because of the rape aspect… erotic writings are either way unrealistic or realistic enough to make me realize how unappealing an actual rape would be. I guess there was an initial thrill of reading something depressing crossed with the fact that it's taboo crossed with the arousal felt normally through graphic works, but frankly, like some other odd kinky things I suspect you don't want to hear, I grew bored of it. Desensitized. Now, I DO have weird kinky fantasies that I dig that most others would find weird, disgusting, or maybe even depraved, in fact, some of them would be illegal if I did them (and no, lol, I haven't done any of them, and no, they don't involve rape or otherwise hurting anyone).
Well, THAT got *slightly* off-topic fairly quick lol. Good thing I disclaimed this entire block as being masturbatory. I hope I've thoroughly creeped SOMEONE out out there.
It's my hope that you, and people like you will one day turn to the ways of logic, that you will seek counsel of logic and reasoning, that you will stop blaming both good and bad things on things like evil, Satan, God, and other similar entities without a logical basis for it, that you will find peace in this universe (or multiverse or what have you), to not only withhold irrational judgement of others, but also of yourself, and, at least as I view morality, that you will hold right and wrong to be strictly defined not by a text of arbitrary rules, but by whether or not one person's liberties are being infringed upon by another's.
In the name of progress!
Some Creepy Person Out There 12/4/12
PS,
Do you?
I hate to get on here and see a Canadian call Americans stupid. How the hell could a CANADIAN understand what AMERICANS hold sacred and precious. Here a big kiss my a** fromall your friendly neighbors. Dont forget your place.
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Now how much of a dumb ass do all of you feel knowing that it’s DECEMBER & the flag still stands as is? It’s so sad that this country can’t respect the president & find ways to adjust & work with him even if he doesn’t belong to the same political party as you. Or have we all become to selfish & stuck in our ways to negotiate and act as ONE country.
that is great… better than the original flag
But really, it's not a such a horrible idea. The flag has been redesigned in the past. Like any artform, the flag is a symbol or metaphor. What it symbolizes to you may be different than what it symbolizes for to me.What is 50 Shades of Grey About?
The fact that people will believe anything shows what a terrible state this country is in and it has nothing to do with the president.
I think has much to say that people will believe that this egomaniac would do anything to make himself the center of attention. The only thing he hasn't tried yet is in having himself declared to be God – oh, excuse me, in his case it would be Allah.