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THE ONE PERCENT BUY OUT ILLUMINATI

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Beware the drop of the Dow!

In a Masonic crypt beneath Wall St., the One Percent are drafting a plan that will save the Euro, but could destroy the world! But who are this mysterious cadre who bear the mark of the Bull and Bear?

And how are they linked to a centuries-old plot that connects rare cumulus cloud formations, lost Nazi lamas high in the Himalayas, Reaganomics, and the high transfat content of America’s fast food?

This August, buy gold because the 501k-killers behind this corporate conspiracy to end all conspiracies have a new target in their crosshairs: Greece!

And only the fearless truthers known as Archer & Armstrong have the grit, steely resolve, and certified ass-kicking credentials to hit them where it hurts – the wallet! (Also: the balls.)

Join the crusade here!

9 Responses to “THE ONE PERCENT BUY OUT ILLUMINATI”

  1. Delight chime says:

    I want sell my soul

  2. Ralph says:

    I was afraid that this might be true, but I looked again and found out this is from a comic book. ;-p

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  4. Tamra says:

    just as Pamela implied I cannot believe that any body able to make $4280 in 1 month on the computer. have you read this website (Click on menu Home more information) http://goo.gl/7r0c3

  5. Imfromthefuture says:

    High five I loved this artical. Had this idea years ago glad to see it in Weekly World News.

  6. SteveyWalsh says:

    Oh no! They are going to save the Euro! After all those efforts to destroy it!

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  8. rothschild says:

    mock it all you want sheep the new world order is real

  9. Andrew Cole says:

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