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THE ONE PERCENT BUY OUT ILLUMINATI

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Beware the drop of the Dow!

In a Masonic crypt beneath Wall St., the One Percent are drafting a plan that will save the Euro, but could destroy the world! But who are this mysterious cadre who bear the mark of the Bull and Bear?

And how are they linked to a centuries-old plot that connects rare cumulus cloud formations, lost Nazi lamas high in the Himalayas, Reaganomics, and the high transfat content of America’s fast food?

This August, buy gold because the 501k-killers behind this corporate conspiracy to end all conspiracies have a new target in their crosshairs: Greece!

And only the fearless truthers known as Archer & Armstrong have the grit, steely resolve, and certified ass-kicking credentials to hit them where it hurts – the wallet! (Also: the balls.)

Join the crusade here!