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ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A

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I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.

These gays are kicking my acid reflux into high gear with this talk about boycotting Chick-fil-A.

What do they have against chickens?  We’re not eating gay chickens!  And, by the way, there are no gay chickens!  What came first the gay chicken or the egg?  The egg!  Now, hard-boil that you America-hating poultroons.

Marriage is between a man and a woman.  Period.  That’s it.  End of story.  If you don’t like it go to a small island off Antartica and marry whatever kind of freak you want – just don’t do it around me or the USA.

“I do” is between one man and one woman.  That’s the way it’s been since Eve was made from Adam’s rib. Two men doing the “I do” makes me throw up the tuna fish  I just had for lunch.   Two women?  Well, I’m like any red-blooded American and I’m all for two women kissing… but they don’t get to do the “I do” either.   Nope, not while ole Ed is still alive and belching.

So what does this all have to do with chicken anyway?

It’s that moron Rahmbo Emanuel in Chicago who kicked up this shitstorm.  Where does he get off telling Christians to stop eating chicken?   We don’t tell him to stop kissing Obama’s chocolate ass, where does he get off telling us what to put in our stomachs?  If you ask me the whole thing is because he’s short.  Guy has a Napoleon complex. He’s barely taller than my grandson, Teddy, who just turned six.

Rahm can kiss my ass.  I’m going to eat Chick-fil-A every day until there’s no more chickens on the planet and then I’m going to go after the cows.  Because we who believe in traditional marriage will eat all the chickens and cows and pigs we want.  The gays are not going to stop us.  We’ll eat it all until they go away!

Look at this yummy sandwich:

If you don’t want some of that good-lickin’ chicken then you ain’t American!

Ed is calling on everybody to eat Chick-fil-A.   It’s time to put a stop to gays getting married and time to stand up for traditional marriage!

If you’re on the side of traditional American values – and you better be! – then get off your butt and get out there and eat some chickens!

9 Responses to “ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A”

  1. Alessandra says:

    Conservatives need to support CFA and to boycott:

    Oreos (Nabisco, earlier this summer, put them in a bag featuring a cookie with a multicolored gay-pride stuffing) Cheerios, Pillsbury pastries and Green Giant vegetables (owner General Mills is opposing a Minnesota constitutional amendment that would outlaw gay marriage).
    JC Penney, which has put pictures of gay dads in its catalogs and uses Ellen Degeneres as its spokeswoman Apple hates Christians and conservatives – they censored the Manhattan declaration while allowing all kinds of perverse apps on their store – are our faith and your values worth less than a glossy gadget?
    Amazon's CEO hates conservative values, so does facebook – they shut down Mike Huckabee's Chick-fil-A appreciation site for 12 hours right before CFA D-day.

    Is it sensible to give our money to powerful corporations who are working to smear our views and to destroy our 1st Amendment rights?

  2. Bill says:

    From Chris Haire – Charleston City Paper

    As I read the reports this morning about the thousands, if not millions, of Americans that flocked to Chick-fil-A yesterday to show their support for the embattled fast-food giant, a thought occurred to me: They just don't make bigots like they used to.

    It's tough being a bigot these days. The time-honored hobbies of the hatemonger are no longer accepted by society at large. Bigots can no longer tell racist jokes or call someone a fag or gather up a posse of like-minded fellows to beat somebody silly for being something other than white, straight, and god-fearing. These days, they have to resort to flocking en masse to a fast-food chain to buy a fucking chicken sandwich. Nathan Bedford Forrest weeps.

    For the throngs of mothercluckers who participated in yesterday's Chick-fil-A chicken choking, their little show of solidarity had next to nothing to do with protecting the First Amendment. It was about returning the world to the way that it used to be — a world where their children can bully their effeminate classmates without fear of punishment, a world where gay employees can be fired for simply being gay, a world where folks like Matthew Shepard get what is coming to them. Yesterday's mass fuck-you was about finding a home for their hatred, that one place out in public where they can be free to speak all the hateful thoughts in their heads without recrimination, without fear. And they succeeded.

    Chick-fil-A is theirs for now and evermore. I certainly won't be eating there ever again, and I'm willing to bet, that despite Wednesday's impressive turnout, the restaurant chain's most profitable days are behind it. Chick-fil-A made their stand, and unfortunately, it was on the wrong side of history.

    Years from now, we'll look back at Aug. 1, 2012, and laugh as we remember this day. We'll think about the bigots who flocked to Chick-fil-A proclaiming they were fighting for freedom when in fact they were doing just the opposite. And from inside every Chick-fil-A, each one a Fortress of Slur-spewing Solitude, they will watch as the rest of the world passes them by on the march toward equal rights as they are left trapped in their chicken coops, spending the remainder of their bitter, hate-filled days in nests made out of their own shit.

  3. ben says:

    FUCK YOU ED you fucking bull shit attention whore. you do this bull shit to get attention from everyone on this dumbass site. nobody gives a shit about your opinon on gay chicken. FUCK EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE! FUCK FRANK, ED AND EVERYONE ELSE! FUCK HOLES!

  4. e-Danger says:

    Most gays are christian though aren’t they? You know, to try to make folks think they aren’t gay? I bet most of the pastors are gay! And the guys from Chick-fil-A, don’t even get me started! I’m madder than a frisky faggot with a burnt dick when they pretend to be straight! They are gay, and we all know gays are freaks, so they probably DO THINGS WITH THE CHICKENS before they put them in your sandwich! Be careful folks!!!

  5. ElisawqkEllenn says:

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  6. Ralph says:

    What's everyone so upset for? Gays only want legal weddings, not church weddings. They just want the same legal rights as straight people. As for eating Chick-fil-A, there are none around here, so I won't be eating there. Besides, it's junk food, just like McDonalds or Burger King.

  7. Mike says:

    Creationists still exist? Weird…

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