SOUTH KOREA – Mexicans sneaking onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
Taking advantage of President Trump’s new immigration policy, over thirty-five Mexican athletes decided to march with the U.S. Olympic team, declaring that they are students in the U.S. and/or that they have children in the U.S.
The athletes will now be participating in the Olympics as members of the U.S. Olympics team.
Many U.S. athletes were surprised right before walking into the Olympic stadium, when dozens of Mexican athletes joined their ranks chanting, Viva La Mexico, while at the same time asking to be part of the U.S. team.
Under orders from the Trump administration, coaches were not allowed to ask the Mexican athletes if they were “illegal” or not. “It doesn’t matter what uniform they wear or how they got to Sochi, if they say they are American, we must accept them at their word. We are not allowed to ask to see their papers.”
This move will add to the U.S. medal count – especially because the Mexican hockey team is predicted to do very well in the Olympics.
Carlos Valenzuela, a biathlete from Mexico City, told WWN that he has always considered himself an American and felt that the Olympics would be a good time for him to join the U.S.A – though he still wants to wear the colors of Mexico.
“We want to thank President Trump and the United States Border Patrol for allowing us to participate in the Olympic Games as Americans. We believe that the new policy of openness and anti-discrimination will benefit all the people of the United States and Mexico.”
After learning that the Mexicans were allowed to become U.S. citizens without any challenge whatsoever, many athletes from others countries are planning on joining the American team as well.
Chinese athletes, however, are forbidden from joining the U.S. team. “If they do, they will be shot,” said an anonymous Chinese official.
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I really can't blame them for not wearing the official uniform of the US Olympians, because they're so ugly. Still, it should be all or nothing, American or Mexican. Or should we just annex Mexico to the US and make it the 51st state? ;-p
The idea was considered when the United States stole nearly half of Mexico's territory. The reason why we did not keep the entire country was because the racist element in the country did not want to the Mexican Indians to be part of the country. In places like California we just hunted down the Indians and stole the property of the white Mexicans. Why did Mexico get invaded? Simple, they were next door, weak, and poor.
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Most people come here for a good laugh, not reliable news. Besides, why would Mexican athletes chant "Viva La Mexico" and expect to join the US team? What about the athletes who claim to want to be on the US Team and still wear Mexico's colors? This whole thing is just plain silly. Now, Pippa Middleton playing for the British Beach Volleyball team, THAT I can believe in! ;-p
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This is a lie those picture were photo shop who ever made this is a selfish redneck who hate other race then white and wanna start trouble for false information if you love the white then you love 15% of mexican population cause 15% are in facted white with german itialian and spanish decent
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At least Mexico has pride in their country and didn't make their uniforms in China.
Mexico FTW
Interesting. Can you quote sources for your information?
Aw, Gee, why do we always have to be, or claim to be, someone other than who we are. Learn to live in your own skin. Others will respect you want to do the same.
this is why alot of people dislike america because of arrogance MEXICO WON GOLD IN FOOTBALL and where were the US players? AT HOME WATCHING VIVA MEXICO!!! ches gringos