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ZOMBIE BULLETS

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After the rash of cannibal and zombie attacks in recent weeks, Americans are buying up Zombie Bullets at a fast pace.

They’re flying off the shelves – Americans are eating them up!

The largest independent producer of bullets in the world says their Zombie Max ammunition is in response to the flesh-eating crimes – and these bullets are the ONLY way to stop Zombies.

Hornady Manufacturing Company, an American maker of ammunition and hand-loading components has decided to cash in on current zombie terror.

Zombie Bullets are designed for those who want to be ready and fully-equipped for what the company the Zombie Apocalypse, which experts agree will occur by the end of 2012.

Zombie ammunition is the number one search term on the Internet, with many people panicked about what will happen at the end of 2012.

The Center for Disease Control has denied that there will be a Zombie Apocalypse, but many don’t trust the government.

“There are zombies in the government.  And those zombies are the ones saying that we don’t have to worry about the Zombie Apocalypse,” said Jeb Stuart of Selma, Alabama.  “We’re going to be ready down here.  I got me enough bullets to kill three thousand zombies. And I’m going to do it.”

Hornandy say their bullets are sure to kill for good.

“Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition  Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max bullets… MAKE DEAD PERMANENT!” – says the advertisement on the company’s website.

Company spokesman Jackson Dungan  told WWJ Newsradio: “We created the definitive bullet that will eliminate a Zombie in one shot.”

Interested citizens are going to have to buy a zombie gun for their zombie bullets, and WWN is looking for a good manufacturer to recommend to readers.