Richard Branson is planning to take a journey to the center of the Earth.
The impossible adventure was announced on Friday, tongue jammed in cheek, with the seriousness of a real campaign.
“Sir Richard Branson to launch journeys to the center of the Earth through Virgin Volcanic” the website virginvolcanic.com claims, in one of two teasingly-timed announcements ahead of this weekend.
An early clue that this was a joke was that a press release from Branson’s PR people cannot be published until April 1.
The announcement came days after Hollywood director James Cameron grabbed headlines by making history’s first solo — and real — trip by submarine to the deepest point of the world’s oceans: theMariana Trench in the Pacific.
It was an exploit that Branson, known for his pursuit of ballooning and sailing records, had had his eye on too.
Never mind: Cameron will eat his heart out hearing that Branson says he’ll take trendy singer will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas in a special capsule down into a volcano and from there to the molten center of the planet.
“I have long held a fascination with volcanoes having read Jules Verne’s ‘Journey to the Centre of the Earth’ as a young boy,” Branson said on the website.
“Volcanoes are the next great unexplored terrain. What can I say, I lava challenge!”
At the same time as the relatively subtle volcanic spoof announcement, Branson also unveiled a more straightforwardly crackpot plan on his blog — for a Virgin-branded time machine.
“We’ve had a slightly frightening breakthrough with a time machine. I’ve found that we can now go backwards in time but not forwards. Fortunately we can get back to the present,” he wrote.
Underneath a picture of him dressed in a white coat inside a cubicle-style machine labeled “Virgin Time Travel,” he added: “This could be one of the greatest breakthroughs Virgin have ever worked on.
“Even more exciting than Virgin Galactic or Virgin Oceanic.”
Below that was a photo of him emerging from the machine four decades ago, in full 1970s flares and roll-top sweater with a copy of “Tubular Bells” — the debut hit record of Branson’s career-starting Virgin Records — under his arm.
“As you can see from the photos, I went back to 1972. How far backwards would you like to time travel? Where would you like to go?”