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SNOOKI PREGNANT!


Snooki is having a baby!  Sources say she and Jionni LaValle are expecting a little guido in September.

After denying rumors, sources in New Jersey are reporting that Snooki and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are expecting a little girl (already named Snooki Jr.) in September 0f 2012.

Snooki and Jionni reportedly conceived the baby in a bathroom at a diner in Rutherford, New Jersey on New Year’s Day.

“Snooki and Jionni were both enjoying their cheeseburger specials when they got a little frisky.  They went into the men’s restroom and locked the door.  The whole diner heard them.  It was gross,” said Joan Marshand of Little Falls, New Jersey..

The “Jersey Shore” star, whose real name is Nicole Polizzi, is reportedly three months pregnatnt and that is causing an uproar at MTV.

The sources told WWN that Snooki, 24, allegedly has a deal in place to announce her pregnancy on the cover of Us Weekly.   MTV has her under contract to actually shoot the birth of the baby and expect it to be the biggest show on MTV in the last ten years.

tSnooki went on ABC’s “Good Morning America” on Feb. 2, to shoot down the pregnancy rumors, but that’s because she already has deals cut to make the announcement.

“I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant,” Snooki told GMA. “Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing, and I’m not.”

Snooki has a spinoff show with her gal pal and “Jersey Shore” cast member Jenni “JWoww” Farley. ”MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,” a source told the Post. “They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show.  But they are also planning on a new Snooki Baby series.”

There are rumors that Jionni mae NOT be the father…  WWN is investigating.

23 Responses to “SNOOKI PREGNANT!”

  1. Ralph says:

    Its not my kid, so why should I care?

  2. snookislut says:

    I feel sorry for that kid already. Her mom is a SLUT

    • caster troy says:

      i really hope she has a baby show where she takes care of it it will be epic she will be a great mom and teach other moms many things about parenting

  3. Gonsalvo Bunghole says:

    Snooki would be an okay shag. Why's everybody acting like she wouldn't be?

  4. Tbowen says:

    I refuse to trust an article where the reporter cannot spell correctly. Sorry

  5. jackalope hunter says:

    How do we know the kid isn't half Gootan or Zeeban?

  6. Holden says:

    She was a complete starfish. But she was asleep! A brick and a roll of duct tape was all it took!

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  8. http://tinyurl.com/824wy3g

    This blog post that I wrote.

    "Open Letter To Snooki's Unborn Child".

  9. she-hulk says:

    That would be such a surprise that Snooki is pregnant! I don’t really see a problem with it; she does have money so bringing a child into this world since she can afford it. Having a baby changes you, so perhaps she will be making some changes. I love Snooki and watching her on Jersey Shore is such a blast. I try to watch the show as much as I can no matter if I am working at my job at DISH or at school. I use DISH Online to help me stay connected to my shows. I would still even watch Snooki’s spin-off show.

  10. hshaitan says:

    Goddamnit! I want a baby… =(

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  12. sheena says:

    You should have checked your sources boo. They found out they were pregnant on New Year’s Day and were in Vegas.

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  15. Ralph says:

    I heard Snooki Jr is Bat Boys love child! :P

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  17. tammy says:

    holy shit girl u did it i love u. im ur biggest fan ever.

  18. Now she's had the baby, lost the baby weight and is thinking about getting pregnant again… At least Snooki seems to be a good mom. I wish her the best!

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