BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.
Blue spheres of blue goo have been falling from the sky over England. British authorities called in the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials to examine the goo and they have confirmed that the goo is from alien spaceships from Planet Gootan.
“Our scientists and extraterrestrial experts confirmed that the goo is from Planet Gootan. It is harmless, but it is clearly a warming sign from the Gootans, who first landed on our planet on November 27, 2012,” said Dr. Susan Begley of the U.N. Panel.
The blue goo is contained in 15 inch sphere balls. The goo began falling on England last Thursday and has continued falling.
Paul Bernbee from Bournemouth found about a dozen of the balls in his garden. “They’re difficult to pick up, I had to get a spoon and flick them into a jam jar,” said Bernbee.
The the jelly-like substance was “not meteorological” and could not be identified by any geologists or scientists in England, so they called in the United Nations.
Mr. Bernbee, a former aircraft engineer, said: “The sky went a really dark yellow color before the goo began to fall and then… it was everywhere.”
“As I walked outside to go to the garage there was an instant hail storm for a few seconds and I thought, ‘what’s that goo in the grass’?”
Bernbee refused to give his goo balls to the U.N. and plans on keeping the balls in his fridge in case “something cool happens to them.”
Sally Nixon of Dexter said that she was gardening when she was hit by three goo balls. “They knocked me to the ground and I was covered in icky stuff,” said Nixon. “It was gross.”
Nixon said that the spheres containing the goo have an exterior shell with a softer inner but have no smell, aren’t sticky and do not melt.”
Dr. Begley offered no explanation as to why the Gootans may be dropping goo but told WWN that the goo may be intended for the aliens from Planet Zeeba that have been spotted in England. “The Zeebans have come to earth to help humans fight against The Gootans. We know that this goo is harmless to humans, but it is deadly to Zeebans.”
So, if you are in England… mind the goo!
Maybe its Gootan poo? In the meantime, we should give the Zeebans some umbrellas.
These Brits need to be real careful, and think about WHY Gootans are dropping the goo-balls. Biological warfare? Psychological warfare? And just how does this tie in with the weapon test of the asteroid being shot from a Gootan mothership that skipped off of the north pole a couple of days ago? Now is the time to be diligent. Gootans are sneaky, and we must always shine the light of truth on them.
lmao if people really believe this stuff they should get away from the pipe in stop getting hi all the time
I was just making a joke of the article. Lighten up, will you?
tromso & Ralph – idiots. There is no such thing like 'Gootans'. But I know there is one Fake Lake here.
haha thats what i sayed to frank lake
The WWN is the only source for what is really happening in the world. As the Gootans prepare to wage a war against the indigenous life on planet Earth, the so-called "main stream" media is redirecting us away from the real facts by devoting all their reporting time to the US presidential race. Luckily the brave reporters and editors the the WWN risk their own safety to bring the real stories of the day to those who know the truth.
The "main stream" media is trying hard to discredit the WWN by NOT covering these world shaking stories. The truth is out their, do not allow the Government controlled media to re-direct you away from it with their smoke and mirrors.
I can definitely identify the blue goo as a biological weapon created by the Gootans own bodies, much like the defensive spray of a Skunk or the venom of the spitting Cobra. Luckily the agent is non-reactive to humans but deadly to Zeebans. Even traces of the goo are debilitating to Zeebans. Anyone who handles the goo becomes deadly to Zeebans, thereby preventing the Zeebans from even being around contaminated humans.
I am currently having to move constantly to stay ahead of the government goons who are trying to silence me and the WWN. After this post, it will not be safe for me to stay where I am. They will have my IP address traced within hours using Gootan technology, even though I am connecting through several hundred servers and workstations to disguise my location. Within hours my location will be raided and torn apart by the so-called federal agents, who are really just slaves to Gootan, searching for clues to my next destination.
Rise up and see the light, Fight the Gootan invasion before it is too late.
These pics are photoshoped.the goo doest cast any shadow
That's what makes it that much more eerie. This strange stuff rivals Gootan so-called "metal" in its weirdness. And I don't believe for a minute that it's not harmful to humans. Although it's meant for Zeebans, I would be very wary of the long term effects on humans.
Is this a cover up a plane just went over my House or copter I guess the blue goo in other ARTICLES by WWNEWS here had Blue ice is Poop from fecal planes etcetra .
If the gootans are dropping goo poo will the zeebans drop zee pee on them?
Good one, nanny!
this is stupid
This is the biggest waste of my time I've ever seen. People actually believe this stuff?!? The pictures are obviously photoshopped, and the article was a piece of trash. Stop being so gullible people, and focus on REAL news.
This did make the national news in the uk, believed to be fish eggs dropped after a storm at sea
OH Brother … Now I have heard it all
don't people have anything better to do than re-create the war of the worlds scenario (al la slapstick comedy)
omg…you cannot be serious…..but the fact, that some people are that stupid to believe these bulls****…..makes me really sad…shame on you
if you´re gonna cenzure my comment…omg….i have nothin to say 🙂
Nice photo shop image
looks like the gummy i was playing with when i was little, a half bunceball, gladd and plastic bags. lol
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