ROME – Italy is on the brink of financial ruin, so China has made an offer to buy Italy.
An embattled prime minister struggling to hold the government together. Rocketing public debt. An economy on the brink of collapse. What are the Italians to do?
Become Chinese.
Italy is in dire political and fiscal shape. The government of Silvio Berlusconi is collapsing as he continues clinging to power. Italy is third largest member of the Eurozone. It is weighed down with a runway public debt of $2.6 trillion, a figure more than 120 percent of GDP, Italy has indulged in a massive borrowing spree.
But China has come to Italy’s rescue!
They have made an offer to buy Italy (for 50 cents on the dollar). Italy will become a colony of China and will be renamed Chitaly. Pasta will be renamed “noodles.”
The Chinese plan on building a “great wall” between Rome and Vatican City – so the “Catholics don’t get out.”
The Chinese also plan on selling Sicily to Libya – some say they want to just give it away.
Chinese leaders said they will not tolerate the mafia in their colony and will be sending the Chinese Triad in to “clean things up.”
Other than that – and the fact that “monkey brains” will now be served in all Italian restaurants – everything else will remain the same in old “Italy.”
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CHINA need huge amount to buy!!!I don't think they can afford it inspite of their strong economy. One of the early cicilized nation is worth more than money…More than 60 million Italians will still compete those 1.3billion chinese. They had money but they stil have poverty in their country…I believed AMERICANS has more good intentions for having the superpower than the CHINESE! ANd I'm a Filipino… BUT we need to have peace around the world..Not a competition..
The Chinese tried to buy Korea 50 years ago and failed so what makes them think they can buy Italy.
"They had money but they stil have poverty in their country": Do you mean the people that come from Morocco, Libya, and so on? They are not Italians, however. Italy is considered ''poor'',just because it doesn't want to pay anymore for them, giving free home, benefit, medical care, welfare etc.
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