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LINDSAY LOHAN SENTENCED TO MORGUE


LOS ANGELES  -  At her probation hearing today, Lindsay Lohan was ordered to be held in a morgue for ninety days.

The Los Angeles District Court Judge, who has been frustrated with Lindsay Lohan’s behavior, has revoked her probation and sentenced her to live in a morgue for ninety days.  She will spend her time living among the dead bodies and cleaning up after them – if they happen to make a mess.

Sources connected with the Probation Department told WWN that Judge Sandy Meyers contacted probation officials and told them to immediately yank Lindsay from her current community service assignment with the Red Cross and incarcerate her in the Los Angeles County Morgue.  “I want her put in slot #27 and held there for ninety days.”

Lohan will be kept locked in a body slot, but will be allowed to walk around the morgue for eight hours a day – IF she cleans up the blood and guts.

Lohan was immediately taken away in handcuffs and shoved into slot #27 at the Los Angeles County Morgue.

Lohan had been performing her community service at the Downtown Women’s Center, but had complained that she was “bored” and “not fulfilled” and the women there were “uncool,” “ugly” and “smelled bad.”

Lindsay has NOT violated her probation, but prosecutors feel that she has a “bad attitude” that can be “corrected” by locking her up in the morgue.

Lohan told WWN that doesn’t mind sleeping among dead bodies, “I used to living with the dead, half my friends are zombies.”

Here she is admiring her temporary new home:

Already, fans are trying to see if they can get slots on either side of Lohan at the morgue.