Comments on: Early Stapling? http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/397/early-stapling/ The World's Only Reliable News Sat, 26 May 2012 06:48:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Mark Hillcrest http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/397/early-stapling/comment-page-1/#comment-578 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:54:38 +0000 http://www.wwnmedia.com/?p=397#comment-578 The Stonehenge staples have done an outstanding job of keeping England together geographically. Ancient seismologists had learned valuable lessons from the previous seismic separation of England from Ireland.

American scientists, working with major U.S. architectural designers have had a secret agenda for keeping our homeland together in an upcoming cataclysm. According to 200 years of expert analysis, the Mississippi River’s New Madrid seismic fault will be rocked by a devastating earthquake very soon.

Many years ago, two gigantic nails were constructed: the Washington Monument on the east coast, and the San Francisco Transamerica building on the west coast. A giant steel cable is currently being constructed to be tightened from one huge nail to the other. When the mega-quake hits, the continental U.S. will stay together as one.

God bless the UNITED States of America.

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