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ZOMBIES JOIN OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTEST!


NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street.  900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.

Throughout history Zombies have joined revolutions to help overthrow bad governments.

“Zombies usually lead the way in revolutions.  Maximilien de Robespierre is often given credit for leading the French Revolution but actually Jean-Pierre Pascal, a zombie, led the charge by organizing all the French zombies in an uprising,” said Zombie expert Tad Jurgenson of Brooklyn, New York.

Zombies have been socially and politically active over the last five centuries.  Many zombie experts credit them for ending World War II, ending slavery and for putting an end to the reign of Genghis Khan.

Meanwhile, Occupy Wall Street protests are popping up in other cities across the world.  Zombies are standing strong with the demonstrator in Boston, Atlanta, Denver, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Baltimore and Boise.

Of course, Zombies have to eat and some “normal” protesters have to be eaten and sacrificed to keep the Zombies up and active, but “it’s a small price to pay to have the support of Zombies,” said Michael  Moore, a long time Zombie supporter.

More than 150,000 Zombies have agreed to march on the London Stock Exchange on Saturday, October 15.

Thank God for Zombies…