SANTA BARBARA, CA – As the fires die down in Southern California, the Chaos Cloud moved in and set his ominous scowl.
The California fires burned through over 40,000 acres and hundreds of homes, and over 30 people were injured. The smoke and ash blanketing the area is so bad that some schools have been closed due to the poor air quality.
The Chaos Cloud emerged from the black smoke last night over Santa Barbara, apparently miffed at the recent allegations that some of the fires were human caused. Its angry grimace is expected to scare the perpetrators into turning themselves in. It is well known that the Cloud does not want any chaos on Earth until its final descent in 2014.