NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg told New Yorkers that anyone looting during Hurricane Sandy will be put in internment camps in upstate New York.
In a press conference this afternoon, Mayor Bloomberg again urged residents in evacuation areas to leave immediately. The Mayor was told that a number of residents were hesitant to leave because they were worried about looters.
Mayor Bloomberg shocked reporters when he said that the National Guard would round-up any looters and take them to internment camps in upstate New York. “We have installed a zero tolerance policy for looters. If you loot, you will be put in an internment camp for six months – at the minimum.”
Reporters questioned the constitutionality and legality of imprisoning looters, but Mayor Bloomberg said, “We have the full support of the Obama Administration. Looters will be placed in these camps and some may even be deported.”
“You are going to deport Americans?” asked John Quimby of The Daily News. “Yes, we will figure out where the looters ancestors came from and ship them off to that country. President Obama and I agreed that it’s time to clean up our cities, and our country, and Hurricane Sandy will give us a good opportunity to do so.”
There have been rumors for the last two years that the U.S. Government has been building internment camps in every state.
Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo has also signed-off on the internment camps. Governor Cuomo said he met with the National Guard to review strategy. He has deployed several units to help with the storm, and several more to round-up looters.
Mayor Bloomberg also had dire warnings for people riding elevators during the storm. “If you get into an elevator during the storm, we will get you out, but you will be sent to an internment camp.” Bloomberg said that the government can no longer tolerate citizens who do not do exactly what the government tells them to do. “New York City is no place for rebels. If you want to defy our orders, you will be sent to a camp. ”
The Mayor says he will send any “defiant New Yorker” to the internment camps. “Zero tolerance,” he repeated.
The Mayor said he will be compassionate to some looters. Mild looters (products under $5) will be offered the opportunity of being sent to New Jersey instead of going to an internment camp – but the Mayor expects few people to choose that option.
Left-wing activist attorney, Ron Kuby, objected to the threat of arresting and imprisoning looters. “This is America, this is not communist Russia. I believe the whole hype around the storm is an attempt by the U.S. government to practice their draconian methods for controlling the populace in case of a revolution. I will not allow ANY looter to be sent to an interment camp.”
Ron Kuby was arrested and sent to upstate New York.
What will the looters be forced to do at the internment camps? Mayor Bloomberg isn’t saying… but he had an evil grin.
Is this National Lampoon or an Orson Wellsian wannabe site?
I heard that Bloomberg is going to send all Coney Islanders to internment camps…
What's even funnier is that Forbes was duped by this. At least I hope that's what happened… http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2011/08/28/c…
Amazing reporting I count on from the WWN!
Also, according to Mayor Bloomberg, people who don't clean up their dog's poop will be waterboarded.
Funny how the Japanese had very few problems with looting and they got hit harder….
hey russians – go to hell
What is your source for this information. I think it's interesting, but I need proof. Other people won't believe it unless I have a solid source.
This is America..not Nazi Germany. Go to hell. "Internment" camp my a^&. Nazi extermination camp maybe. Welcome to Nazi America.
I don't believe it. I wouldn't put it past our government and I'm sure they're cooking up something like this but… this story is not true
Where is the footage of these comments? I have personally, so far, reviewed over an hours worth of press conferences and have found nothing. Please be responsible and provide some proof of these allegations.
wow your gullible
http://seriousworldpolitics.blogspot.com/2011/09/…
This story ran last year too
Please please do not reproduce.
You can't possibly be this stupid. Tool.
I agree……..Show me!
In most states looters may be shot.
My b.s. meter just flew off the scale! Anyone who buys this is either a moron or a Tea Partier. Wait, that is redundant; Moron will suffice!
It's satire
I can't believe how much of this I just wasn't aware of. Thank you for bringing more information to this topic for me.
I'm truly grateful and really impressed.
prepare to kill me then because i would not accept it.
This is why our country is going to hell; there are actually people that believe this to be real news.
Batboy was the source informant, I think. Mayor Bloomberg is still a butthead, though. 🙂
Looters are going to be fed to zoo animals. This is a cost savings program instituted by communities in order to recoup costs related to Hurricane Sandy cleanup.
I love it!! If he said it.. pat him on the back! give him a high five! So sick of people that take advantage of a bad situation. Something needs to be done!! Send them to the internment camps or shoot them!!
Make the looters (losers) pay dearly.
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Bull……..Even Bloombaby can't be that stupid.
Please tell me the comments being left here are part of the joke and not that people really believe this story to be true.
When is anyone going to stop the use of HAARP and other weather controlling factors in all these weird storms going on that has their name written all over them!…JUST because THE MALES not men in government have gone crazy to try and take from us and control and dictate all we do. What happened to the United States Constitution and the president and elected officials that swore to protect the people and the documents we are governed by?…WAKE UP! AMERICA! … THIS GOVERNMENT CANNOT BE TRUSTED…IT IS COMPROMISED AND WE ALL ARE IN DANGER OF LOSING THE SOVEREIGNTY OF OUR NATION ***THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA*** WE ARE AND SHOULD BE AMERICANS FIRST! THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM IS A DELUSION! ….THE …NDAA…IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND WE ALL ARE BEING TERRORIZED BY THE GOVERNMENT who is saying we all are criminals and especially the ones who are awake to their tyranny & lies! WE MUST STAND UP AGAINST ALL THIS B/S NOW! START WITH TURNING OFF THE IMMORAL BRAINWASH TUBE TV, AND STOP BUYING ALL THEIR JUNK FROM WALMART THE STORE WITH PRODUCTS MADE BY ABUSED SLAVES FROM CHINA. WHO ARE PAID LESS THAN A $1.90 an hour & the people their are killing themselves from being overworked and under paid! …WE TRUSTED A GOVERNMENT THAT IS NOTHING BUT EVIL THROUGH & THROUGH! THEY ARE IGNORING THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION & BILL OF RIGHTS… LET'S FIGHT AND DEMAND ELECTED OFFICIALS GO BY THE CONSTITUTION AND DO NOT STRAY FROM WHAT IS WRITTEN THERE..WHICH IS NEXT TO A PERFECT DOCUMENT TO INSURE ANY PEOPLES FREEDOM AND TO LIVE IN PEACE. WITH LAWS TO PUNISH EVIL DOERS, AND PUT THEM OUT FROM AMONG US.
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What a load of horsesh**. This was deliberately put out there by the Romney trolls to scare people away from voting for Pres Obama. Nice try dimwit. We commenters are far to savvy to be taken in by such stupidity. We can easily do our due diligence and find the truth. How low the Romney camp will stoop for votes!! Can you imagine what they would do if allowed to run the country!!
By the way, it is common practice to SHOOT and KILL looters in any disaster situation. They killed people during the Katrina situation, remember??? Although this stupid story is untrue. They SHOULD do that , unfortunately it's untrue I researched.
our government is going comunist more and more every day. they want people aggrivated, so that they can try to distract the population of their real agenda—- control
I can assure you that Romney is NOT behind this. All this sounds more like an Obama trick to remain in power so that he can become emperor of the world.
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