PETA, the animal rights group, will be producing XXX porn videos – so they can reach more people.
PETA plans to conquer the porn world – and they doing it for the animals.
“We live in a 24 hour news cycle world and pornography has proven to be the most effective way to reach certain individuals – most individuals,” said PETA spokeswoman Raja Lindsey.
“Porn watchers are usually big meat eaters, so we want to make vegan porn,” Lindsey continued.
The porn videos will persuade the horny and the hot that veganism is superior,” said Lindsey. “We really want to grab people’s attention, get them to question the status quo and ultimately take action, because the best way we can help the greatest number of animals is simply by not eating them.”
PETA says that eating less meat is better for you health, and makes you a “dynamo” in bed.
PETA will talk about the un-ethical treatment of animals in every porn video they make. Here’s a quote from the V Monologues. V for vegan.
“Chickens have their sensitive beaks seared off with a hot blade, and male cattle and pigs are castrated without any painkillers.”
With the finer details still to be finalized, PETA did confirm that regular people, not just porn stars, will also be featured in the porn videos.
“There will be a lot of girl on girl content, but we haven’t ruled out ‘celebrity on non-celebrity’ content as well” said Lindsey.
“People who are extraordinarily dedicated to helping animals and who are willing to do whatever it takes to draw attention to the suffering they endure – they will be allowed to part of our ‘threesome’ series.”
PETA has done ad campaigns with adult film stars Sasha Grey, Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson. In 2008, the organization’s YouTube account was shut down after posting porn videos of celebrities.
PETA also is trying to become sponsors of the soon-to-be releases sex tape of Kim Kardashian.
Oh great, PETA just ruined porn for me.
LOL-that's great
meat does not make you bad in bed. Meat contains protein which you need for muscle growth.
stolen protein with emotions of the dying animals' nutrients that you
have assimilated,oh gosh have you ever seen a hulk vegetarian?
look up famous vegetarians http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegetarians
you can get just as buff being one.
No matter what they eat, vegans taste like pork… 🙂
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