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WEINER PLEASES HILLARY


NEW YORK, NY – Anthony Weiner has finally made his wife’s boss, Hillary Clinton, happy.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has said she would have to think “long and hard” if she were ever to take Weiner back into her fold.

But on Friday – Weiner pleased Hillary.

Forget his wife — Anthony Weiner’s biggest problem with his recovery has been trying to please Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The horndog ex-House member from Queens told his friends the hard part of his “recovery” from “sex addcition” is getting his wife’s boss to believe he’s through with sending crotch shots to young women.

“My problem is that I have three women I have to convince that I’m cured: Huma, her mother — and Hillary,” Weiner, 46, told a friend recently.

Hillary has proved to be the toughest.  Hillary has never liked “Weiner” and many insiders close to Clinton said that they could never see her taking in Weiner again.

Hillary saw graphic photo of Weiner’s private parts and “was not impressed” said insiders.

“She hates Weiner.  She hates everything about Weiner,” said Hillary aide, Jonathan Mondell, “and she loves Huma.  Hillary spends all her time with Huma and there’s just no room for Weiner.”

Weiner’s humiliated, pregnant wife, Huma Abedin, a top aide to Clinton, has distanced herself from Weiner in recent weeks.  She has gotten much closer to Hillary.

But there is progress… Weiner spent several hours with Hillary on Friday.  Insiders said that Hillary feels Weiner may be a changed man.  “It’s the first time in a long time that a Weiner has pleased Hillary.”

Weiner flew last night on a first-class flight from Orlando to La Guardia Airport on a Delta flight, carrying nothing but his iPad and picture of scantily clad Hillary.  Orlando is near the Winter Park, Fla., offices of the New Leaf Center, which on its Web site says it provides outpatient therapy for sexual addiction and sexual compulsivity issues, including for “politicians.”

Will Hillary be pleased by Weiner again… well, time will tell.  In the meantime, Hillary and Huma headed to Hawaii for an important Women’s Empowerment meeting.