LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber has made his last record. He wants out of the music business and will only focus on film, TV and perfume from now on.
Justin Bieber will make a major announcement to his fans on Monday. He is tired of touring and making records. He is hanging up his drumsticks, his guitar, his microphone. His perfume, “Someday” is a smash hit and Justin feels that he should focus more on perfume and a new clothing line for teen girls, rather than music.
“He’s done it all already in music,” said Bieber’s manager, Scooter Braun, “Justin is tired. He wants to expand into other areas. He has a TV series that he is developing with HBO, he’s got 3 to 4 new films in development and he’s thinking of buying Starbucks. The Biebs loves his frappuccino.”
Fans around the world are in complete and total panic. “How will I survive without new music from Justin. I’ll die!” said Lyndsey Morgan of Allentown, PA. “Justin is the greatest artist to ever live. He’s much better than Michael Jackson could ever be. He needs to make more music. Justin, please, don’t quit!” said Taylor Brandywine on her Facebook page.
Others speculate that Justin is quitting music because he wants to focus on being a good father. It has been reported from multiple sources that Justin Bieber is having a baby with Selena Gomez. “The baby is due sometime in January,” said Scooter.
Well, perhaps there will be a new Bieber on the Block soon to take Justin’s place in the music business.