ATLANTA – Nancy Grace announced she is going on hunger strike until Casey Anthony admits her guilt.
Oh, friend, it’s a tough day for Nancy Grace. She is SO upset about the Casey Anthony verdict that she has holed up in her $5 million mansion and is refusing to eat until Casey Anthony confesses “to something.”
Grace is prepared to starve herself until there is justice for Caylee.
“Tot mom speaks, or I don’t eat.” Grace said.
Grace repeated that the “devil is dancing” tonight and then told her audience that the devil’s little helpers, the demons, are also dancing. ”And some of them are dancing on top of my head!”
Grace has forgiven the jury for their verdict – even though she still thinks they are all “morons’ – but she still wants justice for Caylee.
Some say that Grace is doing this to keep up her ratings. The past month has been the best month ever for HLN, largely because of Grace.
“Make no mistake: Tuesday was Grace’s Super Bowl,” says Grace’s producer.
Nancy Grace has been credited with making the Casey Anthony case a national story. She has been outspoken in her belief that Anthony is guilty of murdering her daughter, despite the verdict. She’s a former prosecutor with strong opinions about what went on in the Florida courtroom in the past few weeks.
Grace said that the “CSI effect” had tainted the jurors’ “tiny pea brains” and said she doesn’t “give a fig” about what Anthony’s defense team thinks about her.
About the case, Grace said: ”I’ve always said since 1984, when I started trying cases, you win or lose your case – it’s all over at the end of voir dire (jury selection). I’ve always believed that. It’s true. I think this jury hamstrung the state. The state absolutely put up a good case and I get real fed up when I hear this is a circumstantial case. Most cases are circumstantial because rarely do people commit felony crimes in the open. Murder, armed robbery, you do it in private, in secret, so very rarely is there an eyewitness or direct evidence to a crime.”
Grace was angry with the jury: ”I would ask them why they did what they did. I’d like to know why. Not that it’s going to make any difference. There’s no way to explain their verdict, no logical way. Maybe that’s the problem. I’m trying to apply logic to people who were illogical in their jury deliberations.”
“They’re morons. Certified morons,” said Grace.
Grace will not be eating “anything, not one morsel of food.” Especially not crow…
The hunger strike will be short live. Upon her release, Casey Anthony is going on OWN and confess to Oprah Winfrey as to what became of the child.
Book it.
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I agree wutg Nancy Grace, the jurors were Morons!!! Casey murdered her daughter people, wake up!!!!!!!!! Her mother is a liar just like Casey. How much evidence do you need to make an intelligent conclusion??????? Casey will get hers in the end, God knows the truth and that is all that matters!
I am so glad that Nancy Grace has given her personal guarantee that she won't eat. We all know her word is as good as gold.
Hard to believe this foaming at the mouth pig used to be a prosecutor.
Cheap Pandora Rings
Never happen
Nancy Grace eats babies
DID YOU KNOW…………………
the fiancee died under mysterious circ*mstances. he chewed off his own genitals to protect the rest of society,from the possibility of N.G. procreating her evil spawn using his genetic material for her twisted purposes. He feared she would use his sperm and her stem cells to create the skin to cover the metal exoskeleton of an army of synthetic loud mouth c*nts that would attempt to conquer the world.
NANCY DISGRACE looks like a scary PUPPET from the JEFF DUNHUM show.
It is a good thing Tiger Woods is having personal problems. Now Nagy Grate has something to pick at besides the scabs on her ‘gina.
NAGY GRATING is an evil cyborg that gains power from it’s worshipers that watch the show every night.
N.G. draws the power thru the TV.
N.G. must be stopped be for it’s power get to the point it cannot be stopped.
The only way to stop N.G. is to not watch the show,THEN… the evil cyborg will weaken and people from the future will come and throw it in a pot of molten iron.
Nancy Grace is a Seat Stain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love NANCY GRACE
***She has hairy nipples*** with her ugly hair and fat ass in those sexy pant suits
and the snarling drool caused by rabies complicated by a resistant oral STD
I think nancy grace is hot. I love it when she gets her head sheared. She looks like a sheep that just got hit by a car.
Also ,, I like to drink two bottles of nyquil and watch her show I get all trippy and fantasize that she is berating just me for my pleasure.
It makes me jealous when she is cruel to others I want her all to myself.
Hit me NANCY, Scream at me NANCY, Drive your high heels into my back with your cancles
and your hairy toes
NANCY GRACE IS A SEAT STAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from a leaky anus or an infected v*gina
Never will happen NANCY GRACE EATS BABIES