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WAL-MART TO SELL CASEY ANTHONY PINK TUX SHIRT


ARKANSAS – Wal-Mart signed a deal with Casey Anthony to sell the “Casey Anthony Pink Tux shirt” exclusively at their stores.

Casey Anthony was wearing a unique pink tux shirt yesterday when the jury read their verdict.  It was a pink tuxedo shirt, that caught the eye of Wal-Mart honchos.

“We think a lot of young mothers and girls now look up to Casey Anthony.  After all, she is an innocent woman who loved her child,” said Wal-Mart exec VP, Johnny Tribbles.  “We are going to launch a Casey Anthony Tuxedo Shirt Line.”

Tribbles said that orders are already pouring in for the Casey Anthony Shirt.  “We’ve got about 5,00 orders from Orange County in Florida alone.”

Sources inside Wal-Mart said that the company feels that justice has been served and that Casey Anthony has the right to resume her normal life.  “And we think she can have a profitable clothing line.  She was very well dressed throughout the trial,” said Wal-Mart fashion buyer,  Rebecca Stigmoid.  “She’s on the cutting edge of fashion and this might be the first item in the Casey Anthony line.”

Wal-Mart said that the Pink Tuxedo Shirt will probably be the biggest fashion trend of the summer.  “It’ll probably be the best-selling blouse we’ve ever had.”

Rumors that Wal-Mart sold “O.J. Gloves” in the mid-90s are false.  “O.J. was a cold-blooded killer who got away with it. We would never sell an O.J. product,” said Stigmoid.  “Casey is different.  She was a good mother.  All her friends said so.”

Better head to Wal-Mart and get yourself a Casey shirt!

100 Responses to “WAL-MART TO SELL CASEY ANTHONY PINK TUX SHIRT”

  1. Linda says:

    There is no way I am buying this shirt and if I see anyone I know with this shirt on I am going to ask them if they like baby killers cause that is what she is.

  2. Rca ieftin says:

    This woman must stay on the prison because she is a murderer. I think the best place for her is in the jail.

  3. A smart person says:

    First of all…unless Killsey designed the shirt and made the shirt and patented the design and labeledt. Come on people! Are you really that gullable?

  4. Gupta says:

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  5. andrew says:

    I thought there was a riot at Wal-Mart HQ over this.

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