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THE WORLD IS FLAT


FARGO, N.D.  — A scientist from Oregon has proven that the earth is indeed flat.

To support his belief that world is flat, the Oregon man has given the Library of Congress a  gift: a 120-year-old map supporting his theory that the Earth is flat.

Dan Pormouth, of Salem, Ore., says the map was given to him by his eighth-grade teacher. It was created by Orlando Ferguson of Hot Springs, S.D.

Pormouth used to live in Fargo and was a North Dakota state senator.  He has been working on disproving the “theory” (as he calls it) that the world is round.

“For over two centuries scientists have been telling citizens of the world that the earth is round.  It is not.  It is flat and I have the scientific proof,” Pormouth said.  When asked about the numerous pictures of earth taken from outer space, Pormouth says, “they were all taken AFTER photography was at an advanced level, they were all manipulated. The earth is flat!”

Pormouth also submitted this map as further proof of his “flat earth” theory:

Pormouth dismissed claims by pilots and aerospace engineers, many of whom have flown “around” the earth.  “They are all in on the plot.  We you fly around the world you are flying around a rectangle, not a circle!”

Library of Congress spokesman Jake Morris told The Forum newspaper that officials checked more than 75 maps before confirming the design was one-of-a-kind.  Morris told WWN that he also believe the world is flat.

Pormouth said that in the next three months he will be producing “conclusive” evidence that the earth is flat.  “It’s going to turn this world upside down.”

13 Responses to “THE WORLD IS FLAT”

  1. Bahar says:

    Dous he believe that moon is also flat? As he can see it in round shape with his bare eyes.. or the sun? If he excepts that these two are round shaped, than one should ask him.. why does earth is flat? As 3-4 years olds can understands this, by this way.. Weird ?!

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  4. meto says:

    Replace scientist with Christian or Muslim

  5. slappymcasssmack says:

    Finally! I’ve been saying that for YEARS!

  6. Christopher Columbus says:

    I wish it was, so we could push this a**hole off the edge!

  7. Christopher Columbus says:

    I wish it was, so we could push this a$$hole off the edge!

  8. Tony Lima says:

    I suspect that people who talk about the earth being flat are really playing a game from way behind the scenes; They are saying something about electromagnetism and a multi-complex world awaiting the earth when new electromagnetic mechanisms unfold. Super-clean energy is one, another is when this new world gets into the human aspect in matters of sub-genetic or electromagnetic energy awareness and how disease and happiness has a lot to do with such knowledge instead of chemical stock. This is when China may rise high in certain aspects of old technical knowledge of beings (not communist) and in new better knowledge of astro-physics including beyond the physical reality not visible by common human eyes.

  9. Nosmo King says:

    The 120 year old map is fake. Dan Pormouth is a fool.

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  11. jackalope hunter says:

    Tell Pormouth I hahve ocean front property to sell him in Arizona.

  12. Mr. Anonymous says:

    Tell Pormouth that I might have maps of Atlantis to sell him.

  13. jonathan says:

    this fucking idiot is someone who wants attention, so he is dismissing proven claims from hundreds of people, claiming that this is a hoax.

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