KIM KARDASHIAN ENGAGED

HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian got engaged to Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets.  She’s moving to Jersey!
Kim Kardashian, who was engaged to Reggie Bush last year,  walked into her Beverly Hills home on May 18. Her boyfriend of six months, New Jersey Nets Forward Kris Humphries was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
Kim Kardashian reportedly said, “Get down on both knees.”  Humphries did, then he barked like a dog and she said, “Yes, but keep barking.”
“I didn’t expect this at all,” Kardashian, 30, told WWN in an exclusive interview of the romantic, surprise proposal. “I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, especially without cameras rolling.  I can’t believe he didn’t call my producers.”
After years of telling fans how much she wanted to get married, reality star Kim Kardashian is engaged.  Her fans are ecstatic.  “I cant’ wait until the wedding!” said loyal fan, Sandy Williams of Kansas.   “It’s our royal wedding!”
Reggie Bush wasn’t happy.  But Kim went over to his house and tried to smooth things over.  They had fun:

Humphries presented his famous fiancé with a 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz ring.
“I just knew I wanted it to be big,” Humphries said.   Humphries told WWN that Kim told him that he was the biggest man she’d ever been with.  I’m much, much bigger than Reggie Bush.  No comparison.”
Kim was upset that Kris didn’t throw a big celebratory dinner.  “Kris really didn’t want a big celebration, but he had jokingly told my mom he’d be fine if there were mini-horses there,” Kardashian said.
“Later that night at the party, my mom brought out two mini-horses, covered in glitter, for us! It was hysterical.”  The Kardashians dressed the horses in pink dresses and glitter and then and shot them with BB guns – just for fun.  Cameras were rolling.
The BIG news is the Kim will be moving to New Jersey and joining the cast of Jersey Shore.

The happy couple is busy planning their wedding and their first porn video that will be “accidentally” released in September.  Awwwww…WWN wishes them luck!