CLINTON GETS OSAMA'S PORN STASH

WASHINGTON, DC –  President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!
Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden had built up a ‘fairly extensive’ stash of pornography at his final hideout in Pakistan’s Abbottabad city.
The Obama Administration said this morning that they have released all the Osama Porn to former President Bill Clinton, who was very happy to receive the stash.
The Saudi-born terrorist, who had evaded capture for a decade, was killed on May 2 in a top-secret operation involving a small team of US Special Forces in Abbottabad, located 50 miles northeast of Islamabad and 40 miles east of Peshawar.
Bin Laden and Bill Clinton regularly watched porn together in the 1990s.

The enormous cache of pornographic videos is the biggest haul by American forces, ever since they raided the house of Charlie Sheen.
The officials, speaking on condition of anonymity about classified material, would not say whether there was evidence that Laden or the other men living in the house had acquired or viewed the material, it added.
Condolezza Rice, former Secretary of State, also had watched porn with bin Lade and reported to Congress on the size of his penis.

The discovery of the pornography may not be surprising in a collection of five computers, 10 hard drives and dozens of thumb drives and CDs whose age and past ownership is not known.
In a 2002 “letter to the American people,” Laden denounced American culture for its exploitation of women’s bodies in dress, advertising and popular culture.
“Your nation exploits women like consumer products or advertising tools, calling upon customers to purchase them,” he wrote.

Bin Laden’s Yemeni wife had recently claimed that the killed al-Qaeda leader was not on kidney dialysis, but used to take Viagra during his stay in his Pakistani compound.
Bill Clinton is also taking viagra and says that he is enjoying “very much” the videos he received from President Obama.  “I enjoyed almost a minute of the film, 72 Virgins, that was a favorite of Osama’s,”  Clinton said.
Hillary is not a big porn watcher, but she does like the fact that Bill keep himself occupied in his room.