PIPPA MIDDLETON STARS IN PORN FILM

LONDON – Royal insiders have confirmed that Pippa Middleton has just filmed a porn film!

This Middleton is Pippa Hot!
The 27-year-old sister of Duchess Catherine (her Royal Hotness) is all over the internet – with pictures of her  striping down and doing a dance with a scantily-clad dude. And her shots of her in a bikini.
She didn’t have the starring role at the Royal Wedding, but she does want to capitalize on her new found fame.  Because she’s considered the sexiest bachelorette in England, she decided to star in a porn film, which just wrapped on Monday.  It will be released in the U.K. and the U.S. just after Wimbledon.
Parts of the porn narrative reenacts the Royal Wedding, with an opening shot of Pippa holding the dress of a porn actress playing her sister Kate:

The porn then heads to the reception, where Pippa starts to strip down:

We can’t show you the main narrative of the story, but it does start in the Royal Wedding suite:

We can tell you that there are two guests stars in the film.
A young man:

And an older man:

The action continues on a “honeymoon” boat, where Pippa “entertains” several friends – male and female:

The Middleton family is not so happy about the release of this news.  A friend of the family told WWN, “The whole family is furious at what they see as a betrayal.  They don’t want anybody making money off Pippa, before they do.”
There is no title yet for the film, but it’s working title is:  “The Royal Shag.”   You have any other ideas for a title?