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KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!

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LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child.   The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.

Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby  because “it is one of the best things in the world.”

Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.

“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom.  “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”

Here’s Kate on her wedding day:

Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child.  However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell,  said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child.  But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month  pregnant.”

Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild.  Prince Charles, however, is not so happy.  “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up.  We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.

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733 Responses to “KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!”

  1. frank says:

    Hey that girl is lovely ,i wish people would leave her alone she is a princess. http://freemacysgiftcards.com

  2. jack says:

    yeah i also heard about it
    but i don't believe on the rumors
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  3. Sharon says:

    What is wrong with all you people making these terrible comments. If you can't keep your comments to yourself please do not write them or say them. Leave them alone.

  4. Elena says:

    Let them alone!!! Don't repeat the history. REMEMBER DIANA!!!

  5. emily says:

    she is a princess, telling lies when sooner or later someone would find out is just going to embarass herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Oh my God! Another celebrity getting knocked up. Just kidding, this is funny. I expected she would eventually get pregnant. I hope they have a wonderful healthy baby and they live a great life together.

  7. Melissa says:

    Whoa whoa whoa….lets get to the real shocker of the article. Prince Charles wants to kill all the cows to help the earth? How would ending carne asada tacos and prime rib and beef bourgignon make the world a better place? How would we make half the desserts and cheese and recipes we all love? We must stop him from aiming his rifle at happiness.

  8. You know thus considerably in relation to this topic, made me in my opinion imagine it from so many varied angles. Its like women and men don’t seem to be interested except it is one thing to accomplish with Lady gaga! Your individual stuffs great. At all times care for it up!

  9. shes so cute. I wish to be the father

  10. Linda says:

    I am so happy for the two lovers! And the reason prince Charles isn’t happy, is becouse Camille chance of being queen is slowly going down the drain, and since she runs the place now, she makes all miserable, but no one can say that so poor cows must die! Give the crown to prince William and princess Kate! You’ll keep your kingdom safe!

  11. MARIA says:

    Kate and William make a wonderful couple. They will be great parents. They are down to earth and loving this baby will grow up with lovoing parents who will provide him/her with a stable family.God bless them.

  12. VIRGINIA FOX says:

    WHY IS CAMILLA SO EAGER TO BE A QUEEN? IS SHE NOT AFRAID THAT SOME BRITON WILL STONE HER BECAUSE IF IT WERE FOR HER DIANA IS STILL ALIVE. SHE SNATCHED PRINCE CHARLES FROM DIANA. SHE IS A VERY IMMORAL INDIVIDUAL. DURING THE OLDEN DAYS, HER PERSON WOULD HAVE BEEN STONED HER IN PUBLIC BECAUSE OF ADULTEROUS BEHAVIOR. SHE IS A VERY IMMORAL PERSON..SHE CANNOT BE A QUEEN!!! I BET YOU, WILLIAM AND KATE WILL BE KING AND QUEEN, PERIOD.

    • VIRGINIA FOX says:

      OKAY!! I AM JUST TELLING THE TRUTH.

    • sam says:

      It"s not all Camilla Charles hat to be willing and if it was'nt her then would have been someone else he is the snake in the gress he and the Queen just wonted kids from Diana she had more England Royal blood line in her then they did there line is Germin look it up

  13. Congrats to Kate & Will! That's a pretty amazing life to be brought into. Hope all goes well.

  14. Beverly's Mama Knows says:

    Using my father's theory, the prediction for Kate and William's baby's sex is : BOY. This prediction is 94% accurate. For the second child, the prediction is 98% accurate. Using the information from the first pregnancy, I am able to recommend the time to conceive to have the gender you choose for the second child.
    Congrats to Kate and William.

  15. Sue says:

    Princess Diana's wish for her boys was that they KNEW the working class issues, and were in touch with the people. She would have loved that Kate and William are married….and would have loved being a grandmother! Best wishes to all!

  16. Sue says:

    Geeze…..Prince Charles is as much of a butt-head as ever. Diana was sooooo right in divorcing him. Camilla deserves his sour puss….as she is one too. I hope William, Kate and the Baby spend as little time as possible around them. As their poison attitudes are horrible energies for happiness.

  17. Susan says:

    Sorry if this is a silly question, but why is the word 'class' being censored? I wasn't aware that it was a rude or offensive term.

  18. T.B. says:

    Is Kate Pragnent? We will see how she will play her role to be pregnant.!!

  19. Santo Curby says:

    Chase Headley would be nice. One of the few guys out there I’d be willing to give up real prospects for and who has at least a 1% chance of being available.

  20. Jude says:

    Charles was a terrible person too the Mother of his two sons. When the Queen allowed their marriage it was shocking to see that ugly mean woman on the royal family after all the damage she caused and Charles was just as bad, hopefully when he meets out God he will go to hell. Yes Diana had issues but any woman would having too be so young and her husband sneeking around with this terrible woman, even I’m the church during their wedding.

  21. Brits are best says:

    Judge not least YOU be judged. It seems the entire family is very happy, they have all been through a rough time,give them the happiness and peace they deserve. Don't go to Great Britain they love the royals ALL OF THEM.

  22. if she is truly pregnant, why is it not on the national news! huh, ever thought of that. besides, she would be a terrible mother. with her"future kids", i just hope they look alot like Willam and have a hard time on their mother. she could never handle motherhood. she is too demanding, wants everything done her way, not Will's way. if she is oh so lonely, she should have married a local man, who will be around all the time. all i have to say is god be with William and her future children.

  23. TRINITY says:

    WHY WHY WHY

  24. BEET says:

    WHAT THE H WHY

  25. bgfxh says:

    trace you down

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