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OSAMA BURIED AT SEA – GETS NO VIRGINS!


WASHINGTON – A U.S. official says Osama bin Laden has been buried at sea.  Officials in hell say he received NO virgins.

After bin Laden was killed in a raid by U.S. forces in Pakistan, senior administration officials said the body would be handled according to Islamic practice and tradition. That practice calls for the body to be buried within 24 hours, the official said. Finding a country willing to accept the remains of the world’s most wanted terrorist would have been difficult, the official said. So the U.S. decided to bury him at sea.

The official, who spoke Monday on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive national security matters, did not immediately say where that occurred.

BUT the official told WWN that Navy seals watched underwater as sharks and other fish chewed up the body and spit it out.  “It was incredible, the fish just chew him and spit him out.  They knew he was garbage,” said Captain Willard Markins of Alabama.

After bin Laden was killed in a raid by U.S. forces in Pakistan, senior administration officials said the body would be handled according to Islamic practice and tradition. That practice calls for the body to be buried within 24 hours, the official said. Finding a country willing to accept the remains of the world’s most wanted terrorist would have been difficult, the official said. So the U.S. decided to bury him at sea.

The official, who spoke Monday on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive national security matters, did not immediately say where that occurred.

Also, WWN spoke to insiders in Hell and they said that Osama was greeted with flames at 5 million degrees Farenheit.  He was given no virgins… though 72 hairy, obese men spent some “quality” time with him before he was sent to his “cell” to burn – forever.