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OBAMA WAS BORN – ON MARS!


After years of  digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born:  Mars!

It was announced to today that Jerome Corsi is publishing his latest “Swift Boat” boat, entitled, “WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE? The Case that Barack Obama is not Eligible to be President.”

Jerome Corsi is the man who torpedoed John Kerry’s presidential dreams with SWIFT BOAT (his first book) and has gone underground and is holding his new findings a secret.

BUT, WWN has insiders in the Corsi camp and we’ve learned EXCLUSIVELY that the BIG secret that will be revealed in the book:  Barack Obama was born on Mars.

“It’s utterly devastating,” reveals a source close to the publisher. “Obama may learn things he didn’t even know about himself.  Like the fact that he was born on Mars and brought to Earth by helpful aliens from Planet Zeeba!”

Many Republicans have long suspected that President Obama was not born on this planet.  “He’s got some extraterrestrial type powers,” said John Boehner, Speaker of the House, “that’s how he got so many to vote for him, he put some kind of Zeeba mind meld on everybody.”

Corsi proves that there is no record of Obama being born anywhere on this planet and proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama was born on Mars.

The president’s attorneys are scrambling to stop the publication of the book.  “The President was born on Earth.  The people of the country take him at  his word.  He IS an earthling,” said Jay Carney, The White House Press Secretary.

There is another startling revelation in the book.  Not only was President Obama born on Mars… so was Donald Trump. They are Martian brothers!