ATLANTIC OCEAN – Steve Fossett’s airplane and personal items were discovered in Inyo National Forest, California a year after the millionaire adventurer went missing. But there was no sign of a body in the wreckage. Then officials got the call from the captain of a merchant vessel. Lawson Swan spotted something in the legendary Bermuda Triangle region of the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Florida.
“I thought I saw a boat broke down, so I went to help out,” claims Captain Swan. “But weren’t no break down. I seen Fossett fightin’ with Jimmy Hoffa for the love of Amelia Earheart. After a bit they noticed me and just poof vanished.” Swan was released from official custody this morning after testing negative for drug and alcohol use.