DONALD TRUMP: BORN IN KENYA!

NEW YORK –  Donald Trump’s birth certificate is a fake.  He was actually born in Kenya!
Donald Trump has appeared on a number of shows in the last week – including The View and The O’Reilly Factor – to question whether Barack Obama has a birth certificate or not.
The Donald then produced his own birth certificate, but under close examination it turned out to be a fake.  WWN investigated the birth of Trump.
“It’s amazing, but after researching his birth, we learned he was born in Nairobi, Kenya,” said New York’s famous detective, Bo Dietl.  “Donald’s father,  Donald John Trump, was in Nairobi making real estate deals, when his wife, Mary Anne, gave birth to Donald, Jr. on June 14, 1946.

Trump insiders say that this is the main reason he is pushing to prove that Obama was not born in Hawaii – he wants to share a common heritage with Obama!
WWN learned that Trump has a wife, Abasi, and two children – Doma and Chiku – in Nairobi.  Here’s Trump and Abasi:

This, of course, means that Trump can not run for President in 2012.