Ice cream parlors and grocery stores across the U.S. will begin selling ice cream made from breast milk. It’s organic!
Wal-Mart, Costco, Kroger, Wal-Mart are all following the lead of Whole Foods, which is the first chain store to offer ice cream made from the breast milk of nursing mothers.
The breast milk concoction, called the “Baby Gaga,” will be available in grocery stores across America beginning on March 1st.
“Baby Gaga” was invented by Matt O’Connor (from London). He is confident that his take on the “miracle of motherhood” – which is priced at ($23 per pint) will be a hit with the American public.
The breast milk was provided by mothers who answered an advertisement on online mothers’ forum Mumsnet.
Molly Chambers, 33, from Chicago was one of 397 women who donated milk to the ice cream production company – Mammary Milk Inc.
Chambers works with women who have problems breast-feeding their babies. She said she believes that if adults realized how tasty breast milk actually is, then new mothers would be more willing to breast-feed their own newborns.
“What could be more natural than fresh, mother’s milk in an ice cream? And for me it’s a recession beater too — what’s the harm in using my assets for a bit of extra cash,” Chambers said in a statement.
“I tried the product for the first time today — it’s very nice, it really melts in the mouth,” said Tom Dooley, a fireman from St. Louis.
The Baby Gaga recipe blends breast milk with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest, which is then churned into ice cream.
O’Connor said the Baby Gaga was just one of a dozen radical new flavors at the shop.
“Some people will hear about it and go, ‘yuck’ but actually it’s pure, organic, free-range and totally natural,” he said. “I had a Baby Gaga just this morning and I feel great.”
So, go out and get a taste of breast milk. It’s yummy!…