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MEXICAN ARMY INVADES U.S.


ARIZONA – The Mexican Army has made an aggressive incursion into the United States.

Taking advantage of a loose U.S. border policy and because of the U.S. army is busy with conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan, the Mexican Army has begun making incursions into the United States – seeing how far they can go.

Texas authorities saw a battalion of  armed Mexican soldiers crossing into the United States.  Large military-transport vehicles were driving north in Pima County, Arizona.

The Border Patrol felt the battalion was too large for them to take on without the help of the National Guard or the army.

“We estimate there were at least a thousand men in military transport vehicles,” said Border Patrol agent, Chris Cobb.

The Mexican army blew through the U.S. Customs checkpoint.

Mexican tanks also crossed the U.S. border – heading for the Alamo (to take it back).

Mexican soldiers got out of the transport vehicles and ran through the brush, in what clearly were reconnaissance maneuvers.

The soldiers raced up a hill to a group of abandoned buildings at a ranch where military transport vehicles with more soldiers were located.

No shots were fired… but the Border Patrol had retreated back to their bases.

Later, a Mexican flag was found in the town of  Casa Grande.

Border Patrol agents said the Mexican Army in U.S. territory for about five hours, while they were figuring out what to do.  The army then retreated back into Mexico.

“They are clearly preparing for a full-out invasion,” said Border Patrol Agent,  Philip Gladwell.  “We’ve made a request to the Obama Administration for back-up, but they refuse to send the National Guard or the Army.”

Is the Obama Administration ignoring the potential of a Mexican invasion of Arizona?

Jay Carney, the new White House Press Secretary had this comment, “I have not comment on that.”

17 Responses to “MEXICAN ARMY INVADES U.S.”

  1. GUEST says:

    ITS BECAUSE IM BLACK

  2. Kris says:

    This can't be true can it?

  3. Guest says:

    This is not true, I live here and there is no PUMA county in Arizona. Don't let this lying piece of crap try to scare you

    • bett55 says:

      It states pima co. not puma co. Anyways I hope how soon this happens. Then we can take care of business like we should have years ago.

  4. Dex Bean says:

    I've been expecting this to happen for quite some time! Last year we had a heck of a time getting our grass mowed. Somebody knew something!

  5. Millie says:

    OMG! The author of this article is an idiot and should go make burgers at McDonalds.

  6. Mr. Anonymous says:

    That wasn't the Mexican Army. That was a drug lord's army. They wanted to deliver a lot of drugs.

  7. Nopar King says:

    That wasn't the Mexican army. It was my family.

  8. George says:

    ha ha ha… I think the autor should've at least waited for April Fools…lmao xD

  9. LaFler says:

    Nooo, It was in Nuevo Laredo, Texas! NO Arizona!
    http://www.pro8news.com/news/Mexican-troops-cross

  10. Domino says:

    They don't need an army. We've already been invaded and we just handed them the keys to the city.

  11. davis1 says:

    Maybe the fight should be taken to Mexico

  12. Wade Willson says:

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  14. Death says:

    If the Mexican army invades, then I would be the first volunteer, FOR MEXICO VIVA MEXICO!!!!!!!!

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