CHARLIE SHEEN ADOPTS PORN FAMILY

HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen announced today that when he gets out of rehab he will be adopting seven porn stars and living with them in a new home.
Sources inside Charlie Sheen’s rehab clinic have told WWN that the actor has completed purchase of a new home in the North Hollywood.  Sheen plans on moving into the house in July with six XXX porn stars.
Sheen’s publicist,  Susan Begley, told the press that Sheen wanted to start a “porn family” — and had targeted six porn stars to move in with him.  Many thought that Sheen was joking about this “family” arrangement, but in the last few days Sheen has moved forward with is plans.
Capri Anderson, the porn star who went on a bender with Sheen back in October at the Plaza Hotel in New York, has already agreed to move into Sheen House.

The announcement of Sheen’s new “family” life came on the same day that his divorce to Brooke Mueller has been finalized.  The couple will get  joint custody of 1-year-old twins Bob and Max with Mueller scoring primary physical custody.

Sheen and Mueller parted ways for good on Christmas Day, ’09, when he was arrested in Aspen on domestic violence charges. They married in May 2008, and she is his third wife.
Sheen had the idea of the family after watching the HBO series, Big Love.  “Charlie liked the idea of living in a house with six women on making him happy.  He just doesn’t want any children in the house.  He thinks it will be a good arrangement and he wants to work hard to provide for his new family,” said Begley.
Rumors are that there is a seventh woman who wants to move into the house with Sheen, but she’s not sure the judge will let her:

Sheen is expected to return to “Two and Half Men”, and his $1.25 million an episode salary, next month.